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51 Best Homework Excuses (Serious, Funny, Strict Teachers)

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Homework. No one wants to do it. But no one wants to get in trouble either. So, here are some of the best homework excuses that are serious, funny, and might even work for strict teachers!

As a teacher myself, I’ve heard most of these excuses. I laughed at a few and rolled my eyes at most.

At the end of the day, you’re only going to get away with not doing homework if you’ve got a solid excuse and a bunch of evidence to back it up. Good luck!

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Cliché Homework Excuses

These are terrible homework excuses that, really, students should avoid. They might be fun to use, but most of them have been over-used. Your teacher won’t believe you unless you’ve brought some evidence along with you.

1. My Dog ate my Homework. Look, no one’s ever going to believe this one. Maybe avoid it unless you want to spend lunch time inside catching up.

2. My Computer Broke. This one’s more believable but it’s been over-used. Thanks to all the liars out there, this homework excuse is well and truly ruined.

3. My Mom Forgot It. Nothing like blaming your mother for your own failures. Most teachers would probably tell you to take a little personal responsibility and send you on your way.

4. The Internet was Out. As believable as any excuse, your teacher might tell you that you’d better buy yourself an old hardback encyclopedia.

5. My Grandma Died. Again. The oldest excuse in the book, I always ask for evidence of this. Some people seem to have 15 grandmas.

6. The Older Kids Took it off me and Tore it Up. Chances are, your teacher’s going to be very concerned by this. They might even escalate this to a disciplinary issue!

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Funny Homework Excuses

These ones might get a laugh out of your teacher and your classmates. But, you’re not likely to get out of trouble in the long run.

7. My Mother wanted to Display it on the Fridge. You might get a few laughs from your friends out of this one. But, your teacher is going to tell you to go home, take it off the fridge, and bring it to class!

8. The Police Confiscated it as Evidence. This one might make your teacher pause and wonder. Why is it confiscated? Is it so poorly written that the police consider it an outrage? Maybe your joke will deflect them from punishing you, though.

9. I was Abducted by Aliens and They took It. If your teacher believes this one, let me know. I’ve got some air guitars to sell them.

10. I sent it to you in the Post. In this day and age, you might have to tell your teacher they should wait a few months to it arrive. The postal service isn’t what it used to be.

11. My Dad mistook it for a Letter and Posted it to China. Funny, but clearly not true. Your teacher is going to ask one simple question: why is your dad sending letters to China?

12. I had to burn it in the Fireplace to keep myself Warm. Like Pablo Escobar burning cash, you’ve thrown caution to the wind and thrown your homework book into the fire because, well, if you didn’t, you wouldn’t have survived the freezing cold night.

13. It flew out the Window of the Car. Just picture it. You’re frantically doing your homework on the drive to school. Your dad winds down the window and – woosh – the homework’s gone for good. And class is in just 15 minutes!

14. I thought I’d do it Tomorrow because I’ll be Older and Wiser Then. A clever joke, but you’re probably going to be known as the class clown from that moment onwa rd!

15. I did my Work. It’s all Up Here in my Head. Be prepared for your teacher to give you a snap quiz on the spot if you’re bold enough to say you’ve got it all in your head! But, if you pull it off, maybe you’ll get away without too much trouble.

16. I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your Workload. Sure, it sounds nice, but your teacher will see right through this cheeky response. But hey, when you’ve got nothing to lose it’s worth a try.

17. My Hand fell Asleep and I didn’t want to Wake It. Imagine you were trying so hard to do your homework and write down those answers. But, your hand just wouldn’t obey your command!

18. My Cat ate it knowing that I’d Blame the Dog. This one’s a funny twist on “my dog ate my homework” that might just get a laugh out of your teacher (and a little bit of leniency).

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Excuses For Strict Teachers

Okay, here’s where things get serious. If you’ve got a teacher who you know is going to be mad, you need to come into this with a plan. Usually, that means providing evidence to support your excuse.

19. I was Sick. And I have a Sick Note. Being sick (genuinely!) is one of the few reasons for not doing your homework that might actually work. You’re going to want to be able to present a note from your parent and maybe even a doctor.

20. My Mother or Father went to Hospital. And here’s the Sick Note. If your mom or dad is in hospital, chances are you’re going to get a free pass. Bring evidence, even if it’s a photo of dad in the hospital bed with tubes coming out of his nose!

21. My Computer Screen Broke. And here’s a Picture. I’ve actually gotten this one from students a few times and it really took me back. I thought: “is this legit, or is this image from 3 years ago?” A receipt from the computer repair store with a date on it is usually a better piece of evidence. But then again, why didn’t you go to the library?

22. The computer broke, but here are my hand-written notes. I’m usually pretty impressed by this excuse. Your computer broke, but you still made the effort to give the homework a go anyway. Great resilience!

23. The wi-fi didn’t work, but here are my hand-written notes. This excuse is very similar to the previous one. If you turn up with nothing and say the wi-fi broke, the teacher probably won’t accept that excuse. But if you actually tried to write some notes anyway, well done!

24. I wasn’t here when the work was assigned. This is an excellent homework excuse for strict teachers. It’s really quite legitimate. How were you supposed to know you had homework!?

25. I tried, but I didn’t understand the Instructions. This puts the onus back on the teacher. Why didn’t they provide clearer instructions? It’s usually a good idea to show some evidence that you at least gave it a go, though.

26. I volunteer at the soup kitchen on Monday Nights. Everyone loves a good Samaritan. If it gets you out of homework, well, that’s just the universe giving you good karma.

27. I’m so sorry. I thought it was right here in my Bag! This one helps show that it at least is a genuine mistake.

28. I had way too much Homework for my other Class. Follow this one up with “You should talk to that teacher about how their overbearing homework requirements are impacting your students!”

29. The Library was Closed and I don’t have Internet at Home. This one might get you a little more sympathy. The fact you don’t have internet at home means you’re not as privileged as many other kids, so your teacher might let you off lightly.

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Truthful Homework Excuses

30. I was too busy doing something more important. Your teacher is instantly going to say “what was more important than your education?” Don’t respond with “video games.”

31. My parents kept me really busy on the weekend. But I promise I’ll do it tonight. One thing I would say about this excuse is that you’re saying “Hey, take it up with my parents. I wanted to do some homework!” But, you’re also saying you’ve got a plan to get it done asap.

32. I was at football practice all night. Many teachers will still say “learning comes before sports” (which, as a teacher, I agree with). But, you’ve got a leg to stand on here. You don’t want to let your team down, which is fair.

33. I did my homework, but I left it at home. This excuse does show that you at least put the effort in. But, you failed at the finish line! Come to class tomorrow with the homework and you’ll win back some respect from your teacher.

34. I forgot I even had homework. Hey, it’s truthful. But you’re not going to get any sympathy for this one.

35. The computer didn’t break. It was the Printer this time! An excuse that’s almost as bad as “my computer broke”, the printer issues excuse at least needs some photographic evidence to back it up. And, why didn’t you email the homework to your teacher?

36. I had a Headache. Headaches are the worst. As a teacher myself, I’d probably have a little sympathy for this excuse if it’s a one-off. But, I’d expect my student to bring a note from the parent to corroborate the story.

37. The homework was far too Easy. This isn’t a good reason not to do homework. Your teacher is going to expect you to absolutely ace your next test.

38. My tutor accidentally took it home with them. Nothing like blaming your tutor for your own problems. As a teacher, I’d probably roll my eyes and tell you that you need to keep better track of your things.

39. I accidentally squished it in the bottom of my bag and now it’s got rotten apple juice all over it. This one’s funny to me because, well, as a kid this always used to happen to me. Rotten bananas were usually the culprit.

40. I spilled cereal all over it because I was doing it over breakfast. This sounds believable. I would tell my student the should at least show me the ruined homework as evidence. And, I’d also tell them that breakfast isn’t the best time to do your homework.

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Blame the Parents

41. My parents don’t believe in homework and won’t let me do it. There are some parents like this. If a student said this to me, I’d be on the phone to the parents. So, if you don’t want your teacher to call your parents, don’t use this excuse.

42. My mother said band practice was more important. It’s really hard for teachers to argue with parents via the student. But in my experience the teacher usually responds with: “you need to have better organization skills to get all of these things done in your own time!”

43. I help my father at work on a Tuesday afternoon. I just can’t get it done on Tuesdays. Once again, the teacher is likely going to tell you to have more organization skills. But, you might occasionally get an extension out of this. Especially if you let the teacher know in advance.

44. My father looked at it, said it was outrageous government indoctrination, and told me not to do it. While I think this is hilarious, it’s also something that happens a lot these days. Why is this world so divided? Science isn’t controversial, people!

45. My mother was looking over my homework and forgot to give it back to me. Okay, time for me to put my teacher voice on: “She didn’t forget to give it back to you. You forgot to ask for it back.”

46. My mother threw it in the trash. This must have been frustrating to you! A teacher with a quick wit will respond: “it shouldn’t have looked like trash then. You must have done a bad job!” Or, a more serious teacher might just tell you that you need to be more organized net time.

Blame the Teachers

47. You give too much Homework. There are plenty of people out there in this world who think teachers do give too much homework. They believe it’s not fair and it’s preventing children from leading a balanced and healthy life.

48. Your instructions are impossible to understand. This one really puts the pressure back on the teacher because you’re basically telling them that they’re bad at their job.

49. This was way too hard for me. You need to give me more guidance. Sometimes, it’s true, teachers do assign homework that’s way too hard. You do need to be resourceful and find ways to learn yourself. But at the same time, the teacher really should know better.

50. The homework is too easy. It’s a complete waste of my time. Assigning homework is like playing Goldilocks. It can’t be too hard, can’t be too easy.

51. Between you and all my other teachers, you’re assigning hours of homework every night. You all need to get together and resolve this. This one’s surely going to set a cat amongst the pigeons. The teachers are going to talk about this at their next staff meeting. But, they might coordinate and come back at you as a united front!

FAQ: How to Get Out of Doing Homework?

The best ways to get out of doing homework are to:

• Let the teacher know in advance that you won’t be able to do it. Teachers respond better when you give them an excuse before time, not after.
• Bring evidence of why you didn’t do it. If you want your teacher to truly believe your excuse, you need evidence. This can be notes, photos, receipts, or anything else proving your story is true.

Really, the best way to avoid any issues is to just do the homework in the first place. But if you’re reading this article, chances are the horses have left the stable. You’re at a stage where you’ve got to come up with an excuse because in 10 minutes your teacher is going to be asking you why you haven’t done anything!

Well, good luck with that! I hope you don’t get into too much trouble, but I also hope you learn that next time the best solution is to just get that homework done in advance.

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The Ten Best Excuses for Late Homework from a Teacher Who's Heard Hundreds of Them

• Trent Lorcher
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Best Excuses for Late Homework

1. Know how gullible your teacher is. Some teachers will believe anything, especially new teachers. More experienced teachers are much more difficult to fool and more likely to be bitter and jaded. Experienced teachers have also heard most of the lame excuses you have planned. 2. Know how strict your teacher is . I’ll let you in on a teaching secret: most teachers want you to succeed. They want to believe you stayed up all night nursing your sick hamster. Use this to your advantage. 3. Find out if your teacher likes you. I’ll let you in on another secret: teachers play favorites. Are you a favorite? If you are, use any excuse you like. 4. Find out your teacher’s interests . Here’s another secret: teachers love being the center of attention. Why else would they subject themselves to the torment that comes with instructing teenagers? They love talking about themselves. Listen when they do.

• The 10 Best Homework Excuses

1. I got my backpack stolen: use rampant crime among high school students to your advantage. No teacher in his right mind would expect you to turn in that big assignment if it got stolen the very day it was due. Although most teachers won’t follow through, filing a missing backpack report might not be a bad idea. 2. My mom and dad got in a huge fight last night and the cops came and I couldn’t concentrate on the assignment: Domestic violence isn’t something to lie about…unless it’s done to save your grade. This excuse works on so many levels: (1) Your teacher will never bring this up to your parents; and (2) you will garner sympathy for the rest of the year. The only way this could go wrong is if your teacher reports this to your guidance counselor and your counselor contacts your parents. That’s probably not going to happen. 3. I stayed at my dad’s this weekend and left it there and my mom refuses to let me go back and get it: Teachers are suckers for dysfunctional family stories. This is an all time classic. 4. I left my binder in my mom’s car and she’s at work across town: This is a twist on the easy to see through “I left it at home” excuse. A teacher can reasonably expect someone from home to bring your homework, but not even the meanest teacher would expect your mom to leave work. 5. I was really sick yesterday and unable to do anything. The only reason I came is because I didn’t want to miss any more work: Teachers will admire your perseverance and give you the extra day. 6. It’s that “time of the month”: If you’re a boy, don’t try this. This only works for females on male teachers. 7. Grandma died: Even if the teacher doubts the veracity of your grandma’s death, he’s not gonna call you out on it just in case it’s true. There are obvious problems with this excuse, including the guilt you’ll feel if your grandma does die that week. 8. My dog died and I was too upset to do my homework: This is rarely used, but effective, especially if your teacher has a dog. Only a heartless task master would not cut you a break over losing your best friend. 9. I had to take care of my baby sister who was up last night throwing up: Another underused classic. Be careful your teacher isn’t an e-mailer or he just might e-mail your parents for an update on your baby sister who doesn’t exist. 10. Tell the truth: This is a revolutionary excuse. Often if you just go to your teacher in the morning and tell him or her the truth, you’ll get some additional time. What’s your favorite homework excuse? Image by  Jan Vašek  from  Pixabay

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100 Excuses for Not Doing Homework

Homework, a word students all over the world are familiar with, brings both fear and responsibility. It’s a crucial part of learning, helping us practice what we learn in class and teaching us discipline and time management. However, sometimes unexpected things happen, and students face real challenges that make finishing homework tough. 

In this blog, we’ll explore 100 excuses for not doing homework. Some excuses are funny excuses for not doing homework, while some are genuine and good excuses for not doing homework. So make sure to check them all one by one.

Students often use these excuses when they find homework overwhelming. While these excuses might seem like a quick fix, it’s important to remember that being honest and responsible is essential. Instead, let’s focus on taking a proactive approach to our studies, asking for help when needed, and using time wisely. By understanding and tackling the obstacles that come our way, we can create a strong foundation for success in school and personal growth. Let’s make homework less daunting and more manageable together!

Common 100 Excuses for Not Doing Homework

• Family Emergencies: Sometimes, unexpected family situations may require our immediate attention, leaving us with no time to complete homework.
• Technical Issues: Computer crashes or internet problems can hinder our ability to access and submit assignments.
• Sickness: Falling sick can affect our productivity, making it challenging to concentrate on homework.
• Lack of Resources: Not having access to necessary textbooks or materials can impede progress.
• Extra-Curricular Activities: Involvement in sports, arts, or other activities can leave little time for homework completion.
• Overwhelming Workload: Having too much homework from different subjects can be daunting to handle.
• Time Management: Poor time management skills might lead to insufficient time for homework.
• Misplacement: Misplacing your homework or notes can create a genuine obstacle.
• Personal Issues: Emotional or personal problems can impact our focus and motivation to complete homework.
• Weather Conditions: Severe weather conditions, such as heavy rain or snowstorms, may disrupt internet connectivity or power supply.
• Power Outage: Unexpected power outages can prevent you from working on electronic devices.
• Traveling: Being away from home or school due to travel can limit your ability to complete homework.
• Lack of Motivation: Feeling unmotivated or uninterested in the subject can result in procrastination.
• Distractions at Home: Noise or disturbances at home can make it hard to concentrate.
• Technology Addiction: Spending too much time on electronic devices can lead to distractions and reduced focus on homework.
• Family Obligations: Helping with household chores or taking care of younger siblings can consume homework time.
• Personal Injuries: Physical injuries may restrict your ability to write or use a computer.
• Mental Fatigue: Being mentally exhausted after a long day at school can impact productivity.

• Lack of Sleep: Insufficient sleep can make it difficult to concentrate on homework.
• Classwork Overload: Teachers assigning lengthy in-class tasks can leave little time for homework.
• Internet Research Challenges: Difficulty finding relevant information online can slow down the completion process.
• Commute Time: Long travel times to and from school can cut into homework time.
• Celebrations and Festivals: Preparing for special occasions can make it challenging to focus on homework.
• Exam Preparation: Prioritizing exam revision might leave less time for regular homework.
• Group Project Issues: Dependence on group members’ progress can lead to delays in submitting assignments.
• School Events: Participation in school events and activities can affect homework time.
• Lack of Understanding: Struggling to grasp the concepts covered in class can make homework difficult.
• Teacher Absence: When teachers are absent, it may lead to confusion about the assignment.
• Change in Schedule: Unforeseen changes in the school timetable can disrupt homework routines.
• Personal Loss: Coping with the loss of a loved one can interfere with completing homework.
• Technological Glitches: Software or hardware malfunctions can cause delays in finishing assignments.
• Pet Responsibilities: Taking care of pets can take up time meant for homework.
• Mental Health Issues: Struggling with mental health challenges can impact productivity.
• Internet Restrictions: Parental controls or school firewalls can limit access to online resources.
• Noisy Environment: Working in a loud environment can hinder concentration.
• Field Trips: Participating in educational outings can lead to postponing homework.
• Unforeseen Visitors: Unexpected guests can disrupt your homework schedule.
• Allergy Season: Seasonal allergies can lead to discomfort and reduced productivity.
• Sports Injuries: Injuries sustained during sports activities may hinder the ability to complete homework.
• Lack of Support: Lack of parental support or guidance can affect academic performance.
• Heavy Traffic: Being stuck in traffic can delay getting home to do homework.
• Incomplete Lecture: Incomplete or unclear explanations in class can make homework difficult.
• Classroom Disturbances: Disruptions during class can hinder learning and understanding.
• Volunteer Work: Involvement in volunteer activities can consume time required for homework.
• Power Struggles: Family arguments and disagreements can distract from homework.
• Exam Anxiety: Preparing for upcoming exams might take precedence over regular assignments.
• Power Surges: Power surges can damage electronic devices, affecting homework completion.
• Social Events: Being invited to social gatherings can disrupt homework routines.
• Peer Pressure: Engaging in peer activities instead of focusing on homework can be tempting.
• School Projects: Major school projects may consume significant time and effort.
• Incomplete Class Notes: Inadequate or messy class notes can hinder homework understanding.
• Communal Computer: Sharing a computer with family members can limit access.
• Teacher Miscommunication: Miscommunication about the homework assignment can cause confusion.
• Slow Internet: Slow internet speed can lead to delays in online research.
• Sudden Power Cuts: Sudden power cuts can disrupt your work on electronic devices.
• Late School Hours: Extended school hours can leave less time for homework.
• Weekend Commitments: Weekend commitments can impact completing homework.
• Unforeseen School Events: Unexpected school activities can interfere with homework.
• Cultural Celebrations: Cultural festivities might require time away from homework.
• Home Repairs: Home repairs or maintenance can disrupt your homework environment.
• Language Barriers: Struggling with language barriers can slow down comprehension.
• Internet Safety Concerns: Parental concerns about online safety may limit internet usage for homework.
• Lost or Broken Materials: Losing or breaking essential materials can delay homework.
• Noisy Siblings: Noisy siblings can make it difficult to concentrate on homework.
• Inadequate Lighting: Poor lighting conditions can strain your eyes while doing homework.
• Lack of School Supplies: Not having the necessary stationery can hinder progress.
• Teacher’s Absenteeism: Frequent teacher absenteeism can delay assignment explanations.
• Online School Platform Glitches: Technical issues with online platforms can disrupt homework completion.
• Change in Family Routine: Changes in family routines can affect homework schedules.
• Parent’s Travel: When parents travel, it may lead to disruptions in completing homework.
• Exam Schedules: Preparing for multiple exams can take precedence over regular homework.
• School Safety Drills: School safety drills can interrupt class time for homework explanations.
• Change in Syllabus: Changes in the syllabus may require extra time for adjustment.
• School System Changes: Transitions to a new school system can be challenging.
• Academic Pressure: Feeling overwhelmed by academic expectations can impact productivity.
• Unexpected All-Nighters: Staying up late to complete assignments from other subjects.
• Sporting Events: Participating in sports events can interfere with homework time.
• School Trips: Educational trips can lead to postponing homework.
• Overdue Library Books: Returning overdue library books may require additional time.
• Misunderstood Instructions: Misunderstanding the assignment can lead to errors and delays.
• Power Cables Damaged: Damaged power cables can affect electronic devices.
• Broken or Malfunctioning Printer: Printing issues can delay submitting physical assignments.
• Cultural Obligations: Cultural obligations may demand time away from homework.
• Lack of Encouragement: Lack of encouragement from teachers can affect motivation.
• Overcommitment: Committing to too many activities can leave little time for homework.
• Seasonal Distractions: Seasonal events or holidays can disrupt homework routines.
• Internet Outages: Internet outages in the area can hinder online research.
• Personal Projects: Engaging in personal creative projects can consume time.
• Inadequate Workspace: Having an uncomfortable workspace can affect productivity.
• Cluttered Work Area: A cluttered work area can lead to disorganization and inefficiency.
• Transport Issues: Transportation problems can hinder timely submission of homework.
• Unresolved Conflict: Unresolved conflicts with peers or teachers can affect focus.
• Sleep Disorders: Suffering from sleep disorders can impact productivity.
• Online Distractions: Getting sidetracked by social media or online games while doing homework.
• Difficult Concepts: Struggling with complex concepts can slow down homework progress.
• Part-Time Job: Balancing part-time work and school can be challenging.
• Inconsistent Study Habits: Inconsistent study habits can lead to incomplete assignments.
• Bullying: Dealing with bullying can negatively impact academic performance.
• Transportation Strikes: Transportation strikes can disrupt school attendance and homework completion.
• Lost Stationery: Losing essential stationery can delay completing written assignments.

While these 100 excuses may seem like a comprehensive list, remember that using excuses for not doing homework should only be a last resort. Being honest with teachers and taking responsibility for our studies is essential for our growth and development as students. Instead of relying on excuses, let’s focus on improving our time management, seeking help when needed, and developing healthy study habits . By doing so, we can overcome the challenges of homework and thrive in our academic journey. Remember, the key to success lies in determination, dedication, and consistent effort.

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49 Best Excuses For Not Doing Homework

No, you can’t use ‘I’d a fever’ as the best excuse for not doing homework. 

Also, blaming a dog for biting out your assignment book is totally unbelievable.

Well, don’t worry to help you out in such a situation, we provide you with all the fresh, believable excuses to give. 

( Note: This is just for entertainment purposes. Please don’t make a habit of relying on these excuses every day. Better if you do your homework on time.) 

Good Excuses For Not Doing Homework

Have these good reasons to convince your teacher why you came to school without the homework. 

3. “We have surprised guest visitors and they stay the whole day.” 

6. “I was about to do homework, but I don’t understand a thing.”

10. “There was a rumor that you were on leave today.”   

13. “After school, I have to work at our family business. My dad already trained me for it.”  

16. “My entire day went into doing some extracurricular, and I didn’t get time for homework.”

Funny Reasons For Not Doing Homework

But because it’s a hilarious and creative reason, it might still work in your favor. 

2. “My parents brought a pet for me. So I played with him the whole day.”

5. “I was lost in the mall while going shopping with my mum and found it in the evening.”

8. “My family wants me to go to a boarding school, so I’m just getting ready for it.”  

9.  “I was looking for the right time to get it done, but I didn’t get it .” 

11. “My grandparents visited our home yesterday, and I’ve been busy with them.” 

14. “I accept that I didn’t do my homework now, but I promise to complete it tomorrow.” 

17. “This is the first time I forgot the lesson, and you have to understand that I have some reason for that.”

Believable Excuses For Not Doing Homework

Be careful with your reasons or excuses before saying why you didn’t do your homework. 

2. “I’ve saved my assignment, but I don’t know where it is now. The file is lost on the PC.” 

5. “My computer just got hacked and I must delete everything including homework.” 

8. “I thought today was a holiday. So I didn’t do it.”

11. “It was my sister’s marriage, so I was not able to complete my homework.” 

14. “I was helping other kids in school to complete assignments, but I forgot mine.” 

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We all agree that we have the entire day to do it, but the best time to do homework is ‘the last hour’ before submission. 

When you fail to do or submit your assignment last time, you need some good excuses for not doing homework that your teacher could believe and accept. 

This list covers last-minute excuses to get you another chance. 

But, promise us, that you will do your homework on time from now on. We don’t want you to use these excuses anymore, too.

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Good Excuses For Not Doing Homework [Complete Guide]

When the pile of homework seems insurmountable, having valid Excuses for Not Doing Homework can be a lifesaver. In this straightforward guide, we provide practical and genuine reasons for students who find themselves unable to complete their assignments.

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30 Stunning Excuses for not doing homework

In the world of academics, when homework piles up and time runs short, having “Stunning Excuses for Not Doing Homework” can be a game-changer. In this concise guide, we present innovative and genuine reasons that students can employ when faced with the daunting task of unfinished assignments.

1. I WAS SICK

It’s a classic excuse, and being genuinely ill can indeed hinder homework completion. When using this excuse, it’s crucial to convey your sincerity to your teacher.

If you’re not genuinely sick , consider the ethical aspect. Faking illness is not recommended, and it’s essential to maintain trust with your teachers. Instead, try to manage your time better to avoid last-minute homework crises.

2. MY COMPUTER CRASHED

When you explain this to your teacher, be honest about the issue and express your frustration. They may offer an extension or suggest alternative ways to complete the assignment .

3. MY INTERNET DIED

Ensure that your teacher understands the necessity of internet access for the specific assignment. In the meantime, you can try to complete any offline portions of your homework.

4. I BROKE MY ARM

Remember that honesty is essential. Faking an injury is not recommended, as it can lead to serious consequences and damage your credibility with teachers.

5. THERE WAS A DEATH IN THE FAMILY

However, consider the ethical implications of using this excuse falsely. Faking a family death is highly inappropriate and can have severe consequences.

6. MY BAG GOT STOLEN

Provide details about what was in your bag and explain the urgency of the situation. Teachers are generally sympathetic to theft-related issues.

7. I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT

When informing your teacher, be honest about the impact of the accident on your ability to complete homework. Mention any physical or emotional distress you’re experiencing.

8. I HAD TO WORK

Explain the importance of your job for your financial stability and your commitment to your studies. Most teachers will be accommodating if they know your circumstances.

9. I GOT STUCK BABYSITTING MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS

Highlight your commitment to your family while also emphasizing your commitment to your education .

10. PRACTICE RAN LATER THAN USUAL

Express your dedication to both academics and extracurriculars. Teachers often appreciate students who are involved in school activities.

11. I HAD A FAMILY EMERGENCY

Be honest and considerate of your family’s privacy while explaining the circumstances to your teacher.

12. MY PET REQUIRED IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION

Be sure to provide any necessary documentation from the veterinarian or proof of the emergency vet visit . Ensure your pet’s well-being and then address your homework responsibilities.

13. I’M FACING TECHNICAL ISSUES WITH A SPECIFIC SOFTWARE

14. i had a mental health crisis.

Mental health is as crucial as physical health . If you’re experiencing a mental health crisis, inform your teacher honestly and express your need for time to address your well-being.

15. I WAS VOLUNTEERING FOR A CHARITY EVENT

Highlight the valuable skills and experiences gained through volunteering. Balance your volunteering commitments with your academic responsibilities by planning your schedule effectively.

16. MY NOTES WERE STOLEN

17. i’m experiencing family conflict.

Family conflicts can be emotionally draining. If you find yourself in the midst of such a situation, communicate with your teacher about the emotional strain it’s causing.

18. MY NEIGHBORHOOD EXPERIENCED A NATURAL DISASTER

Share your concern for your community’s safety and well-being. Prepare an emergency kit and have backup plans for studying during power outages.

19. I’M DEALING WITH A SERIOUS MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS

20. i’m experiencing technical difficulties with my school’s online platform.

Technical issues with your school’s online platform can be frustrating. If these problems prevent you from accessing or submitting homework, report them to your teacher.

21. I’M TRAVELING FOR A FAMILY EVENT

Express your commitment to your family while recognizing your academic responsibilities. Plan your travel and homework schedule carefully to avoid last-minute conflicts.

22. I LOST MY WORK DUE TO A FILE CORRUPTION

23. i’m facing a language barrier.

If you’re learning a new language and struggling to understand the homework, reach out to your teacher for assistance.

24. MY CALCULATORS OR SUPPLIES WERE STOLEN

Request an extension to acquire replacement supplies or borrow from a classmate. Keep your school supplies secure and consider labeling them to prevent theft.

25. I’M EXPERIENCING A POWER OUTAGE

26. i’m struggling with a personal crisis.

Personal crises, such as a breakup or a challenging family situation, can be emotionally taxing. Communicate with your teacher about the crisis and its impact on your ability to focus on homework.

17. I’M EXPERIENCING A HOUSING INSTABILITY

Emphasize your commitment to resolving housing instability and your dedication to your education. Connect with housing support services in your community to address the instability more effectively.

28. I’M STRUGGLING WITH TIME MANAGEMENT

29. i’m facing transportation issues.

Lack of reliable transportation can be a barrier to completing homework, especially if you rely on public transportation. Notify your teacher about transportation challenges and their impact on your ability to access resources or attend school.

30. I’M STRUGGLING WITH MOTIVATION

Express your desire to overcome this issue and succeed academically. Seek inspiration from classmates, teachers, or online resources to boost motivation and focus on your studies.

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How to Excuse Yourself from Unfinished Homework

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This article was co-authored by Alicia Oglesby . Alicia Oglesby is a Professional School Counselor and the Director of School and College Counseling at Bishop McNamara High School outside of Washington DC. With over ten years of experience in counseling, Alicia specializes in academic advising, social-emotional skills, and career counseling. Alicia holds a BS in Psychology from Howard University and a Master’s in Clinical Counseling and Applied Psychology from Chestnut Hill College. She also studied Race and Mental Health at Virginia Tech. Alicia holds Professional School Counseling Certifications in both Washington DC and Pennsylvania. She has created a college counseling program in its entirety and developed five programs focused on application workshops, parent information workshops, essay writing collaborative, peer-reviewed application activities, and financial aid literacy events. This article has been viewed 894,502 times.

Ideally, you will always be ready for class and have your homework completed. Sometimes, however, life gets in the way and you aren’t prepared. There are several methods for developing an excuse to give your teacher for why you don’t have your homework ready, ranging from honest to deceptive.

Inventing an Elaborate Excuse

• Crumple and tear a paper assignment. Then you can tell the teacher that it flew out the window and got run over or trampled on.
• Smear dirt and water on your assignment and claim it fell in a puddle. Make sure to write a few words (bonus points if it relates to the homework assignment) so that it looks believable.
• Spill something dark (like juice or ink) on the assignment so that it is illegible.

• For instance, if you have to save work to a USB drive, you can claim to have a problem with the file.
• If you are asked to email or otherwise electronically send a homework file, you can “accidentally” send a different assignment, or the “wrong” draft (which could have just your name and the first part of the assignment, for instance). You might even be able to purchase corrupted files.
• Be aware that your teachers can be tech-savvy and know all of these tricks, so you might have to get creative. [2] X Research source

Buying Time and Stretching the Truth

• If the missed homework is for a class late in the day, you might be able to do the work before school, during another class, or during lunch or a break.
• You can hand in the wrong assignment—such as one from another class—or an old one from the same class. By the time your teacher notices the mistake, you will be able to complete the real homework, or just turn it in the next day and say you are sorry about the mix-up.
• Copy answers from a friend so you have something to turn in. Make sure your friend is ok with helping. This also only works for assignments where it is expected that students will have the same or similar answers. In some schools, even copying something like homework can merit a suspension. Remember to evaluate the situation and make a good decision as to whether or not you will copy homework off of a peer.

• A dangerous move, you can forge a note from a parent explaining why you couldn't do your homework.
• If you decide to forge one, be warned that your teacher might know it’s a fake. If you are caught, you face punishment from both your parents and teacher.

Telling the Truth

• You might say something like "I am really sorry, but I got behind on things and wasn't able to finish my homework. Could I be excused just this once? I'll turn it in tomorrow and I won't be late again."
• Keep things simple and direct, rather than annoying your teacher with long, rambling excuses.

• This means saying something like: "I know there's no excuse, and I accept full responsibility. I should have done my work. I'm sorry that I'm not prepared, and it won't happen again."
• Doing so will display maturity and your teacher might respect your honesty.

• Perhaps you are overworked and stressed (this is especially persuasive at exam time).
• If circumstances beyond your control, like an illness or death in the family, have prevented you from doing your work, say so.
• You can also explain that you didn’t understand the assignment, or struggled with it, or felt rushed, and needed to give it more time.

• Your teacher is more likely to accept the excuse if you don’t spring it on him or her at the last minute.
• You might also be able to ask for an extension so that you can turn the homework in later.
• Know your teacher’s personality, and how flexible and forgiving he or she is. When you talk to your teacher, look sad, serious, agitated, etc. depending on your excuse.

Community Q&A

• The best approach is to try to do your work on time rather than be tempted by an excuse. Don’t attempt to make excuses too often. This way, when you actually need to use one, your teacher is more likely to accept it. Thanks Helpful 1 Not Helpful 0
• Turn in your work, even if you have to make an excuse and submit it late. Thanks Helpful 0 Not Helpful 0
• If you are able to do any of your homework, even a small amount or poor quality work, consider turning it in anyway. Having something prepared can be better than having nothing, and sometimes teachers will give you partial credit for partial work. You can also explain to your teacher that you would like to do a better job and turn it in later, if you want. Thanks Helpful 0 Not Helpful 0

Tips from our Readers

• I had an essay draft due, but I hadn't started. So, I pretended to not be able to find the file. It worked and my teacher even helped me a little. If that doesn't work, try asking for a short extension so you don't appear too suspicious.
• Just turn in a different homework assignment or sheet of paper. Then, finish the real homework. The next day, say that you noticed you actually turned in the wrong sheet and turn in the real assignment!
• Try not to look guilty and don't speak if you're too nervous. Also, don't talk too fast or your teacher might think that you practiced what to say.

• Be prepared to face the consequences if you get caught for using a deceptive excuse. Talk to your teacher in a mature way, explaining that you have a problem with procrastination, or feel overworked, or struggled with the assignment, etc. Thanks Helpful 54 Not Helpful 8
• Try not to lie, a bad conscious can easily come from repetitive lying. Thanks Helpful 45 Not Helpful 11
• If you get caught lying, it may lead to severe consequences with your teacher and parent/guardian. Thanks Helpful 26 Not Helpful 8

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• ↑ https://www.chronicle.com/blogs/wiredcampus/the-computer-ate-my-homework-how-to-detect-fake-techno-excuses-2

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To excuse yourself from unfinished homework, try to make your excuse as believable as possible, like saying you were sick last night. If your homework was on a computer, claim your laptop crashed or your files were corrupted. Another thing you can try is handing in an old assignment. Then, do your actual homework before your teacher realizes. When they ask you about it, say that you accidentally handed in the wrong homework, and then give them the homework that was actually due. Even if you think you have a good excuse, your teacher’s probably heard it a dozen times before, so consider being honest with them and apologizing for falling behind. For example, say, “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t able to finish my homework this week. I had a lot of things to deal with. Is it okay if I turn it in tomorrow?” If you decide to be honest, try to tell your teacher at the beginning of class or even earlier in the day, which will make your excuse more realistic. For more tips, including how to pretend you lost your homework, read on! Did this summary help you? Yes No

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Excuses For Not Doing Homework

As a student, I understand the importance of completing homework assignments. But sometimes, it can be difficult to find the motivation or time to get your work done. I’m sure many of us have been in a situation where we’ve had to come up with excuses for not doing our homework.

Although it’s never ideal to make excuses, sometimes it’s necessary. Here are some of the most common excuses for not doing homework:

• I didn’t understand the assignment.

This is a common excuse, especially if you’re in a class where the material is new or unfamiliar. If this is the case, don’t be afraid to ask your teacher for clarification. They’ll be more than happy to help you understand the assignment better.

• I had a family emergency.

If you have a family emergency, this is a valid excuse for not doing your homework. Your teacher will likely understand and be willing to work with you to make up the work.

• I was sick.

If you’re sick, it’s understandable that you may not be able to complete your homework. Your teacher should be understanding of this.

• I had too much work.

Sometimes, teachers assign too much work and it can be overwhelming. If this is the case, talk to your teacher about it and see if they can reduce the workload.

• I had a test the next day.

If you had a test the next day, it’s understandable that you may not have had time to complete your homework. Your teacher should be understanding of this.

• I had to work.

If you have a job, your teacher should understand that you may not have had time to complete your homework.

• I had a project due.

If you had a project due, your teacher should understand that you may not have had time to complete your homework.

Excuses for Not Doing Homework and Getting Away with It

Homework: a dreaded task for many students. When faced with an unfinished assignment, the temptation to concoct an elaborate excuse can be overwhelming. Common excuses for not doing homework can range from:

• Difficulty comprehending the assignment
• Being swamped with other coursework
• A stolen backpack
• Malfunctioning computer, etc.

Other students might claim confusion over the instructions, a packed extracurricular schedule, or simply forgetting that homework was assigned.

While these excuses might temporarily alleviate the immediate pressure, they do little to address the underlying issue: the unfinished assignment. Instead of resorting to creative storytelling, students might consider seeking assistance. A platform like DME offers a practical solution by providing expert help with any type of homework. Rather than spending time and energy crafting the perfect excuse, you can focus on learning and improving your academic performance with our help.

I Had Trouble Comprehending The Assignment

This excuse is a classic for a reason: it's often believable. If the assignment was genuinely complex or poorly explained, it can be a valid reason for not completing it on time. By expressing confusion about the task, students can appear diligent and eager to learn rather than careless or lazy.

It works best when the assignment is truly challenging or if the instructions are unclear or ambiguous. It can also be effective if the subject matter is new to the student or if the assignment requires a specific skill set that they haven't yet mastered. However, overuse of this excuse can make it less credible, so it's important to use it sparingly.

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I Was Unwell And Couldn't Complete It

This excuse taps into a universal human experience: illness. When used strategically, it can be a powerful tool for avoiding the consequences of unfinished homework. By claiming to be too sick to complete the assignment, you can evoke sympathy and understanding from teachers.

This excuse works best when accompanied by visible symptoms, such as a cough, runny nose, or red eyes. However, it's important to be cautious about overusing this excuse, as it can raise suspicion if used frequently. Additionally, providing too many details about the illness can be counterproductive.

My Backpack Was Stolen, And I Lost All My Materials

This can be quite effective when executed correctly. By adding specific details, students can increase the credibility of their stories.

• Where and when the theft occurred: The more specific the location and time, the more believable the story becomes. For example, "My backpack was stolen from my locker between the third and fourth period today."
• What was stolen: List specific items that were in the backpack, such as textbooks, notebooks, and the homework assignment. This can help to reinforce the loss and make the excuse more impactful.
• Steps taken to recover the backpack: Describe any efforts made to recover the stolen items, such as filing a police report or contacting the school administration. This demonstrates that the student is taking responsibility for the situation.

My Computer Malfunctioned And I Couldn't Access My Work

This excuse has become increasingly common in our technology-dependent world. A malfunctioning computer can be a legitimate obstacle to completing homework, especially if the assignment requires the use of specific software or online resources.

• Nature of the malfunction: Clearly describe the problem. Did the computer freeze, crash, or experience a power outage? Be specific about the issue.
• Attempts to resolve the problem: Explain what steps were taken to fix the computer, such as restarting, troubleshooting, or seeking help from a tech-savvy friend or family member.
• Loss of data: If applicable, mention that important files or the homework itself were lost due to the malfunction.

While this excuse can be effective, it's important to remember that technology can be unpredictable. Backing up your work regularly can help mitigate the risk of data loss.

I Found The Homework Confusing

This can be a straightforward approach that can be effective when you can't motivate yourself to do homework . It implies that you made a genuine effort but were unable to grasp the assignment's requirements.

When to use it:

• If the homework directions are vague or contradictory, claiming confusion can be valid.
• For complex subjects like math or science, where concepts can be challenging, expressing confusion can be believable.
• If the homework covers material that hasn't been thoroughly taught in class, claiming confusion can be justified.

How to use it:

• Instead of simply saying, "I found it confusing," elaborate on the specific parts you didn't understand. This demonstrates genuine effort.
• Express your desire to complete the assignment correctly and ask for clarification or help. This portrays you as a responsible student.
• Frequent use of this excuse can make it less credible.

I Was Overloaded With Assignments From Another Class

Claiming to be overwhelmed by assignments from another class can be a convincing excuse; you just can't concentration on homework . It taps into the relatable experience of juggling multiple academic responsibilities. To make this excuse more effective, students often specify the demanding class and the nature of the overwhelming assignments. For instance, detailing a major history project due on the same day can bolster the claim.

However, to sound authentic, it's important to convey the impression of effective time management gone awry. You might explain how you attempted to balance both workloads but ultimately fell short. This demonstrates awareness of your responsibilities without appearing careless.

I Missed The Class When The Homework Was Given

While claiming to have missed the class when the homework was assigned can be a viable option, it's essential to approach it with caution and sincerity. Here are some additional tips:

• Be specific about the absence: Was it a doctor's appointment, a family emergency, or a school-related event? Providing specific details can enhance credibility.
• Show that you've taken steps to catch up : Mention that you've contacted a classmate to get the assignment details or that you plan to visit the teacher during office hours.
• Avoid overusing this excuse: Frequent absences for this reason can raise suspicions. Use this excuse sparingly and only when absolutely necessary.

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My Schedule Was Packed With Extracurricular Activities And Volunteer Work

This excuse can be particularly effective when combined with evidence of genuine involvement. Students might mention specific accomplishments, awards, or leadership roles within their extracurricular activities. For instance, detailing the hours spent practicing for a sports team or organizing a community service event can strengthen the claim of a time crunch.

However, it's crucial to maintain a balance between showcasing achievements and appearing overly boastful. You should emphasize the challenges of managing a demanding schedule rather than bragging about your accomplishments. Additionally, expressing genuine regret for missing the assignment and a willingness to make it up can help mitigate potential negative consequences.

I Don't Recall Receiving Any Homework

This excuse is a risky one, as it can easily be challenged. It's best used when there's genuine uncertainty about the assignment. To make this excuse more believable, you might mention checking your notes or planner and finding no record of the homework. Expressing confusion and a willingness to complete the assignment once it's clarified can also help mitigate potential negative consequences.

But be careful not to sound careless. Show you're ready to do the work as soon as you know what it is. Remember, it's usually better to be honest. If you really don't remember, just ask the teacher nicely to explain the homework again.

Be Honest About Why It Wasn't Done

This might seem like the most obvious choice, but it's often the best excuse for not doing homework. Honesty can build trust between a student and a teacher. If the homework simply wasn't a priority, or if the student procrastinated, admitting this can show maturity and a willingness to take responsibility.

Of course, honesty should be balanced with taking steps to rectify the situation. Offering to complete the assignment as soon as possible or asking for an extension demonstrates a commitment to learning.

Remember, while excuses might temporarily alleviate the pressure, honesty and responsibility are key to building a positive relationship with teachers and fostering a strong learning environment.

Final Thoughts

When faced with overwhelming workloads, consider these good excuses for not doing homework:

• Claiming difficulty understanding an assignment
• Being overloaded by other coursework
• Reporting losing your assignments or necessary materials
• Occasionally, admitting to procrastination or a lack of interest.

If you're struggling to complete assignments, considering professional assistance can be a game-changer. Platforms like DME offer expert help with a wide range of subjects, providing you with the opportunity to excel academically without resorting to excuses. Simply ask us - do homework for me and let us build a strong foundation for your future success.

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Some people enjoy doing homework, while others despise it. Regardless of the type of person you are, homework can be boring, repetitive, or too difficult to understand. And sometimes there is just too much of it! In addition, if you have a full class schedule, homework can quickly become overwhelming.

There are several excuses for not doing homework, whether due to procrastination, lack of motivation, or external forces preventing you from doing it (like your dog eating it). We’ve all been there, so try not to be too hard on yourself. But rest assured, if you get into a situation where you cannot complete your homework, we’ve created this list of excuses that might help ease your anxiety while gaining some sympathy points from your teachers.

Excuses for not doing homework

We researched this topic and asked an English teacher of 35 years about some of her students’ most common and best excuses for not doing homework . She helped us put together the following list:

1. I was sick

Being sick, or claiming that you’re sick, can be used to get out of almost any scenario, including an instance where you did not complete your homework. Who wants to do homework when they are sick? Maybe some people will, but the majority will want to get their rest and recover to their usual selves.

2. My computer crashed

This excuse would not have worked only a couple of decades ago, but today, almost every student relies on their computer or laptop to do their work. So if you don’t have computer access, this is a plausible excuse for not doing your homework on time. 

3. My internet died

Like the excuse above, completing your assigned homework can be difficult if you don’t have internet access. Of course, not all homework relies on an internet connection, but if you need to research a particular topic, then it certainly might.

4. I broke my arm

If you broke your arm or any other bone, that is a believable excuse for not doing your homework. If this is your excuse and you didn’t break a bone, you’ll need to figure out a way to sell it. Is getting a fake cast worth going the extra distance just to get out of a bit of homework? We’ll let you be the judge of that!

5. There was a death in the family

Nobody will question your reasons if there has been a death in your family or of a loved one. This excuse will definitely buy you some time. If nobody actually passed away, you can still use this one with a low chance of getting caught, but it might make you feel guilty inside. This is a good excuse if you can live with yourself for making such a thing up.

6. My bag got stolen

Having your property stolen is another one of those believable excuses for not doing your homework. If you tell your teacher that your bag was stolen and it contained your work, they will give you a pass and some additional sympathy points along the way.

7. I was in a car accident

Being injured in a car accident is another excellent excuse for not doing homework. Not all car injuries are visible, either. So if you were in a fake car crash, you could claim internal injuries or whiplash.

8. I had to work

Unfortunately, many students today need to work a part-time job to pay for things like tuition, books, food, and other items of necessity. If you tell your teacher that you had to work to help out the family or pay for your school, they will give you a pass.

9. I got stuck babysitting my younger siblings

If you’re the older brother or sister, you’ll know that babysitting is part of your job. You will get stuck babysitting from time to time, which might prevent you from completing your homework. 

10. Practice ran later than usual

Being part of extracurricular activities like sports or part of the school band will mean that you’ll need to practice. Sometimes, practice can go longer than anticipated and cut into your normal time when you do homework. 

11. I had a personal issue I was dealing with

Using personal issues as an excuse for not doing homework is good because it’s very open-ended. Personal issues could mean a variety of things; most likely, your teacher won’t pry too much. Saying you’re having personal issues at home might also gain you sympathy points with your teachers.

12. My parents forced me to spend time with them

You might get annoyed with your parents when they want to spend time with you as you get older because you have more important things to do in your eyes. However, it’s tough to blame your parents for wanting to do something as a family. Unfortunately, this time hanging out with them may cut into your homework. This excuse is perfect if your parents are divorced.

13. I have too much homework in other subjects

If you have a lot of homework from different classes, you will need to prioritize what gets done first, especially if you have limited time. This means that sometimes homework will not get done in classes that you feel are less important. If you are going to use this excuse for not doing your homework, you shouldn’t tell your teacher that their class is not essential to you but that you had too much work in other classes that were worth more of your grade.

14. I was in the hospital

If you tell your teacher that you were at the hospital and couldn’t complete the homework, the first thing they should ask is if you are okay. If they do this, you’ll know they are sympathetic toward you. Using the hospital as an excuse to get out of homework is very general; you could have been in the hospital for countless reasons, so pick wisely if you are going to use this one.

15. My pet got sick

Using a sick pet as an excuse for getting out of doing your homework is another believable option. If your teacher is also a pet owner, then they will surely understand your situation. 

16. I thought it was due tomorrow

Claiming ignorance may or may not work, depending on your teacher. You might get a pass if you tell them straight-faced that you thought it was due tomorrow. Make sure to hand in your homework the next day if you are going to use this excuse.

17. Bullies took it away from me and ripped it up

Using bullies as an excuse for not doing your homework is another good way to earn sympathy points from your teacher. The only problem with this excuse is that your teacher will want to know who is bullying you. If you’re making this up, you won’t want to pin the blame on somebody. Also, if you’re telling the truth, exposing your bully may get you into deeper trouble with them. 

18. My baby brother/sister spilled milk all over it

Gahh! Your baby brother or sister spilled milk all over your freshly printed assignment. This excuse is similar to your dog eating it. It might work if your teacher is gullible. 

19. I missed the lesson where it was assigned

This excuse involves playing the ignorance card again. For example, if you were absent earlier in the week when the assignment was given out, you could use this reason for not handing it in. However, your teacher may flip things back on you and tell you that you are responsible for asking someone what you missed. 

20. I was doing volunteer work

Using volunteer work as a reason for not doing homework will, at the very least, portray you as a good person. Whether or not your teacher goes easy on you is another story. 

21. I did it, but I must have forgotten it at home

Claiming that you did your homework but somehow forgot it at home could work, depending on your acting skills. This is another excuse where if you use it, you better hand it in the next day. 

22. It was too easy, so I thought it was a waste of time

You’re a brave individual if you use this excuse with your teachers. If you have demonstrated your intellect with your teachers, and they know that you’re smarter than the other kids, you might get away with this. However, it might make you look like a jerk. 

23. My parents rushed me out the door, and I didn’t get a chance to grab it on the way out

Blaming your parents because you didn’t hand in your homework is a good way to divert the blame to somebody else. Maybe you have a big family, and mornings are always chaotic. If this is your situation, this excuse might be good. 

24. I mixed it up with someone else

If you try to claim that you mixed up your homework with someone else’s, you will need to provide more details to your teacher because this can be confusing. So be prepared to have a backstory ready for why you handed in your brother/sister/friend’s homework instead. 

25. I ate something and had an allergic reaction

Using food poisoning or an allergic reaction to something you ate will buy you a day or two for your homework if your teacher is sympathetic.

26. The homework file on my computer got corrupted

You finally finished your homework and went to save it, but something weird happened, and the file got corrupted. Now, all your assignment reads is a bunch of gibberish, and there is no way to undo it.

27. I was studying for something more important

If you’re getting good grades in a particular class, you can use this excuse and say that you had to study for another class because your grades are not as good. Claiming that it’s more important to get your grades up in another class for your overall GPA will work in this scenario. 

28. I was out of town

If you had to go out of town on short notice, it might leave you with no time to finish your homework. Using this excuse will work if the reason you went out of town appears valid. You could also claim that you were out of town on a family vacation. 

29. I was too tired and fell asleep earlier than usual

Lack of sleep can cause a lot of health problems. If you have insomnia, you know how painful it can be to sleep rarely. If by chance, one night, you were just so tired that you fell asleep earlier, then so be it. You’re not used to sleeping much, so you have to take advantage of the times when you can, even at the expense of not doing your homework.

30. My dog ate it

We’re joking with this one, but we had to add it to the list anyways.  According to the teacher we consulted for this list, this excuse still gets used. Saying your dog ate your homework is another way of saying, “I didn’t do it, and we both know it.”

Funny excuses for not doing homework

If you’re feeling creative and brave, you can use one of these funny excuses for not doing your homework with your teacher. Keep in mind these excuses will probably not work. However, using one of these funny excuses may get a reaction or a laugh out of your teacher. If you can break them down a bit with your comedic approach for why you didn’t do your homework, then that’s one step in the right direction for them to go easy on you.  

• I was attacked by a swarm of bees
• I was stuck in a parallel universe where homework doesn’t exist
• I was cursed by a witch and had to break the spell
• I was trapped inside a magical painting and couldn’t escape
• I was possessed by a demon and lost control of my actions
• I was in a hotdog eating contest and was so full that I couldn’t move after
• TV is just too good right now
• My homework was so well done that I didn’t want to make the other students look bad
• I fell into a giant puddle, and my homework was ruined
• I was abducted by aliens and just returned to Earth

Excuses for not doing homework to use with your parents

If you’ve been able to provide some good excuses for not doing homework to your teachers and they believed them, that’s great, but you’ll also need to work on your parents. Your reasons for not doing homework may work on your teachers, but you’ll have to adapt for your parents because they have more information about your personal life. For example, claiming a family emergency will not work with your parents as it would with your teachers. 

So if you’re at home playing videogames or watching TV instead of doing your homework, try using these excuses with your parents to get them off your back:

1. My teacher extended the deadline

The class was complaining about too much homework, so your teacher did everyone a solid and extended the deadline.

2. I finished everything while I was in school

The teacher gives lots of opportunities to work in class, so I used this time to finish all my homework to chill when I got home.

3. I’m waiting for my classmate to complete their section of the assignment first

I can’t do my homework until my classmates finish their section of our group project. They are the ones slowing me down!

4. Homework is pointless in my class and not worth any marks

My teacher told us that tests and exams make up 100% of our final grade, so there’s no point in doing the homework if it isn’t worth anything. 

5. I already know everything there is to know

I have already studied for the class and know everything there is to know. So doing the homework won’t teach me anything.

6. My teacher went easy on us and didn’t give us any work for a week

The teacher felt bad about giving us so much homework in previous weeks, so they decided not to give the class any more homework for the next week.

7. A substitute teacher is filling in

Our regular teacher is away, and a substitute teacher is filling in. The new substitute teacher does not care what we do since they are only there temporarily. 

8. You’re going to do your homework later on a video chat with your classmates 

You’re taking it easy right now because later at night, you will get on a video chat with classmates and do the work together.

9. My teacher said the homework was optional

My teacher gave us the option to do the homework and said it wouldn’t be graded either way. Normally I would do it regardless, but I didn’t feel like it this time.

10. I’m already getting straight A’s and need a break

I just need a break! I’ve been working so hard lately, and my grades reflect that. If I skip homework for one night, it will not affect my grades.

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Excuses for not doing homework to use with your classmates.

Sometimes you’ll need excuses for not doing homework to use with your classmates, primarily if they are relying on you for group work. For example, if you are working on a project or assignment together and haven’t completed your portion of the work, they might get pissed off. For this reason, it’s good to have excuses you can use with your classmates.

It could be a migraine, a cold, flu, covid-19, or other viruses. You were so sick you couldn’t complete the homework. 

2. My pet was sick

You were worried about your family pet, so you took them to the vet to ensure they were okay. You were there all night worrying about them.

3. There was a power outage at home

The whole block lost power, and as a result, you couldn’t do your share of the homework. The power outage lasted all night, so there was nothing you could do!

4. I thought it was due later

Whoops! You swear you thought it was due later. 

5. My ex was harassing me

You were trying to do the work, but your ex kept harassing you by calling and texting you or even showing up at your front door. Needless to say, you couldn’t get much done because of them.

6. I had no place to work

Typically, you work in your room, but you couldn’t this time because there were renovations taking place in your house. So you had to move all your stuff out of your room, which took forever!

7. My parents forced me to do something 

How annoying! Your parents insisted you do something together as a family. You tried to tell them you had vital homework to do, but they insisted, stating that you don’t spend enough time together.  This excuse works great if your parents are divorced. 

8. I was in an accident

Maybe it was a car accident, or you fell down the stairs. Regardless of the accident, you were too injured to do anything and needed to recover.

9. I was fighting with my partner

Being in a relationship is tough . So tough that sometimes you fight all night with your partner about meaningless topics. Once you two get going, the next thing you know is that it’s past midnight, and you got nothing done. 

10. I’ve been carrying the group all year, and now it’s your turn

It’s time for everybody else to pick up the slack! You’ve been the key to your group’s success in class so far, and you’re tired of carrying everyone else. Sheesh!

What if your teacher or parents are strict and don’t believe your excuses?

Sometimes your excuses for not doing homework will not cut it, no matter how much you try to convince your teacher or parents. They may be so strict that they will not accept any possible reason you may throw at them.

In these scenarios, it’s better to just come clean and explain why your homework isn’t complete without passing the blame. 

This is because if your teacher or parents don’t believe you or care regardless of what you say, you can have a clean conscience by telling the truth. Furthermore, if your parents or teachers know you’re telling the truth, they might have more respect for you and your situation, knowing that you could have blamed it on the dog or an alien abduction. 

How to finish homework faster

If you’re tired of using excuses for not doing your homework and want to become a better student, then it’s a good idea to learn some tips on how to finish your homework faster. If you can finish your homework faster, you’ll have extra time to do the things you want with your friends and family.  This will reduce the stress and anxiety that comes with the feeling of not getting your homework done. Not only will these tips help with getting your homework done faster, but they will also teach you how to get caught up on schoolwork if you’re falling behind.

Here are some tips on how to finish your homework faster:

1. Set up your workstation

The first step is to make sure you are doing your homework in a productive environment. If you do your homework in your room or an office, make sure that your space is neat and tidy. A clear space can equal a clear mind, which can put you in the right mindset before you start working.

2. Make a list of things that need to get done

Make a list of all the things you need to get done. Don’t worry if the list is larger than anticipated. Seeing everything in a list will become satisfying when you start crossing things off it.  Before you know it, your list will shrink in size and eventually disappear.

3. Estimate the time it will take for you to complete each item on your list

It’s a good idea to put a time estimate for all the things on your list. This way, you can start prioritizing items based on time. You can also plan your breaks better this way.

4. Unplug from screens and distractions

If one of your main problems is procrastination, then it is especially important to limit distractions. It’s easy to get wrapped up on Instagram or Tiktok for hours at a time.  Unplug from your phone and any other screen that isn’t necessary for your homework.

5. Start with any outstanding items

If you’re wondering how to get caught up on school work that is outstanding, then you should with all your outstanding items first! Pick the easiest outstanding item to get the ball rolling, then work to finish them all before moving on to tasks with future due dates.

6. Break down larger tasks into smaller ones

If you have a lot of bigger tasks, then you should break them down into smaller ones. For example, if you have to write an essay on a particular topic, break the essay down into smaller chunks like the intro paragraph, the supporting paragraphs, and the conclusion. Make each of those paragraphs a smaller task. It will seem more manageable this way.

7. Start with something small and easy

If you’re really struggling to even get started, then the best thing you can do is just pick the smallest and easiest task on your list of items and do that first. Once you cross it off the list, you might become more motivated to move on to the next item. Keep going from there and build momentum.

8. Take breaks and stretch

Taking breaks is really important for mental and physical well-being. Within every hour, do 50 minutes of concentrated and focused work with a 10-minute break at the end. Stretching is another great thing you can do while on your break to get your blood flowing. Set a timer for 50 minutes, then again for 10 minutes when the 50 minutes elapse. 

9. Stay focused

If you do 1-hour blocks of 50 minutes of work, with 10 minutes of break, then its important that the 50 minutes of work is high quality. Do your best to stay focused on the task at hand. Then, you can release that focus on your 10-minute break. 

10. Relax and reward yourself at the end of your working session

Did you complete your list? A large portion of it? Or did you only complete a few small tasks? If you’ve struggled with homework, then any amount you’ve completed should be a celebration. Even if you only completed 1 task on your list, that’s one task that wasn’t completed yesterday. Make sure to give yourself credit, and reward yourself with whatever makes you happy.  Of course, the more you complete, the bigger the reward!

How to finish homework last minute

There isn’t a method on how to finish homework last minute that will always work. Realistically, you shouldn’t be leaving things until the last minute. However, there is one technique you can try.

If you have an assignment that due the next day, but you haven’t done anything for it, do the absolute bare minimum and hand it in. Pull your teacher aside and say that life got in the way, but you still wanted to submit something. Explain that you aren’t happy with your work, and would kindly request that you can resubmit it again in another few days to show what you’re truly capable of.  

Your teacher might see this as a positive effort and will reward you with a later deadline. Of course, this means that you will need to put more effort into the assignment. If you don’t do it, or hand in something lackluster, then this strategy on how to finish homework last minute will not work again.

If you’re having trouble finishing your assigned work in school, then we hope this list of excuses for not doing homework will help you.  Of course, we always recommend taking an honest approach. However, if you’re feeling embarrassed or ashamed about not finishing your homework again, then try one of these excuses if it makes you feel better.

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The 100 FUNNIEST Excuses For Not Doing Homework, Courtesy of My Students

Posted on Published: November 19, 2023

By: Author Jane Morris

Students throw out all kinds of excuses for not getting their homework done! From believable excuses to the tried and true classic “ my dog ate it” , teachers hear a lot of excuses every damn day.

It doesn’t help that by now, the behavioral expectations for students have become so loose that students can pretty much say whatever they want without consequence. These days, the excuses are that much more interesting. (And honest.)

Over the course of nearly two decades of teaching, I heard every homework excuse in the book. Better yet, I’ve saved my favorites! And rounded them up here for your viewing pleasure.

So let’s share in the giggles together! I’ve rounded up 100 of the BEST homework excuses I’ve ever heard. The laughs are good for the soul.

And probably your patience too! Some of these you’ve likely heard before. There might not be a lot of foolproof excuses for not doing your homework, but there sure are a lot of fools that come up with some real stinkers!

So for your enjoyment (and definitely not to be actually used in a real-life classroom), here are 100 odd, creative, nonsensical, and hilarious excuses from students for not doing their homework!

100 Funniest Excuses for Not Doing Homework: A Story of Student Shenanigans

If it’s your first day in the teaching profession , you might think homework excuses are few and far between. At the very least, you might think students bother making good excuses.

Well, you’d be wrong on both counts! You will be fed excuse after excuse from students for not having finished their homework, and very few of them will sound believable.

So new teachers, pay attention! Here is some of the ludicrousness you can expect from your class. And it WILL be on the test.

As for all my kindred season educators, sit back and enjoy the ride! Maybe grab a moist towelette…

Cause it’s about to get juicy.

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Homework Excuses That Are Pure Nonsense!

Man, kids say the silliest things to teachers . From being arrested by the FBI to simply having a gross pimple, the excuses for not having done homework often make no sense…

But they are highly entertaining!

• I got this thing where I can’t read.
• I was arrested by the FBI but it was a case of mistaken identity!
• The microwave was erasing all of my work and that’s why it was all turned in blank.
• I swear I did the work but the answers kept falling off my paper!
• My homework ate my dog!
• The elf on the shelf erased it.
• I had a crusty pimple.
• An electrostatic spark tore a hole in the space-time continuum. My paper was transported back through time and was found and published by a random person. Now I have to redo my assignment because it would be plagiarism to hand in my original.
• I care about trees too much to use paper.
• A gang broke into my house and stole the bag it was in.
• The military accidentally blew it up.
• My water bottle spilled in my backpack and it turned my homework into a brick of ice overnight.
• I did all my other homework and at that point, I needed personal time.
• I died in a car crash.
• I don’t care about homework because I don’t care about education.
• I was cooking grilled cheese and it was the last two pieces of bread and I burnt it and then I was really sad and I couldn’t do anything.
• I kept sneezing and picking the wrong answers because of that and I got frustrated so I just stopped doing it.

Excuses, Accidents, and Bathroom Mishaps

Look, we’ve all had a “little accident” . Only the worst teacher in the world would deny a student the facts of life.

But personal issues that maybe should stay personal are a go-to for slackers. Some funny homework excuses concern the crapper, and now we’re going to laugh at them. Take that, slackers!

• I was dealing with the ghost in the bathroom.
• I was taking a phat shit and it took forever.
• I had Taco Bell so I was in the bathroom the whole night.
• I took a crap and it stunk so I had to take a shower but then I had to crap again and then I showered again.
• I was really constipated.
• My mom forgot to buy toilet paper so I had to use my homework.
• I was doing it in my jacuzzi and it fell in.
• I had too many Hot Cheetos and had to ravage my toilet all night.

Mysterious Illnesses and TMI Reasons for Not Doing Homework

Your student’s poop schedule is one bit of TMI you could probably do without. Look, the uncomfortable truth of the teaching profession is that there will be poops, pees, spews, and TOO much information. The funniest homework excuses usually overspecify…

It comes with the territory. So whenever one of these incredibly questionable yet incredibly funny excuses for not doing homework rolls your way, the best thing you can do is jot it down.

So that, one day, you can put it in a blog post on the internet. Guilty!

• I was eating Takis in the car on the way here and I rubbed my eyes and had to pull over.
• My part was really itchy and I needed a shower.
• I dropped it in the toilet after I had gone to the bathroom.
• I was in intensive care having fluid drained from my lungs because I had pneumonia that I got when I was hit by a car.
• I had heart surgery last night (1st grader).

Excuses About Family Issues, Problems, and EMerghencies

We, as teachers bound to our duty, MUST be sensitive to the family issues and home lives of our students…

Unless they’re just making up excuses to get out of doing their homework! A solid fib about family issues is a classic reason students use to skip homework.

Now, will parents ever take responsibility for their kids not doing their homework? No, of course not! Parents will blame teachers. It’s their go-to M.O.

So next time you hear one of these clankers, note it down and feed it back to the parents. That’ll throw a spanner in the wheels of the little turds!

• I had to take my Nana out for cigarettes.
• I had to help my mom put the cucumbers in the fridge.
• I was practicing playing guitar so I could play a song for my mom’s birthday.
• My mom needed help putting cucumbers in the fridge.
• My sister broke my Chromebook screen because I wouldn’t give her a hug.
• My parents had diarrhea.
• My mom didn’t have time to do it.
• My dad said he doesn’t believe in homework so I don’t have to do it.
• My stepmom died again last night (for the 10th time).
• My dad made me watch TV instead.
• My dad ran it over with his truck.
• My mom drank too much beer to help me with it.
• My mom has radiation poisoning from Chernobyl and it messed up my brain.
• My grandma got lost at the mall and it took us hours to find her.
• My stepdad had a hook in his arm.
• My grandmother wouldn’t give me back my textbook which she had taken in retaliation for the theft of her wooden leg.
• My grandma accidentally took it with her to Mexico.
• I did the homework the day you gave it to us, except then my dad sold all of our notebooks.
• My grandpa said the work is stupid and you’re a moron.

Making Excuses About Special Events

“Damn, Miss, I was in Europe over the weekend.”

“Oh, you went for a weekend trip abroad as a 14-year-old? My apologies, allow me to rescind your homework requirements then.”

I honestly don’t know what some students are thinking with these reasons. But the stupidest homework excuses are my favorite. You can just let the kid talk and dig their own hole!

Perhaps, eventually, one of these definitely totally believable excuses will be the final straw for your inevitable nervous breakdown. But until then, just keep quoting them verbatim as teacher comments on their report cards .

Maybe one day someone will actually bother to read those things.

• I was getting married in the Sims and completely lost track of time.
• It was my birthday and I just wanted to get my hair done and get a cake.
• I was planning a funeral for my frog.
• I had to take down Halloween decorations.
• I had to get my nails done for prom.
• It was my bird’s birthday.
• I had to travel to Europe to stop WW3.
• I was at the beach and they didn’t have good WiFi.
• I was packing for the vacation I’ll be on for the next three weeks. Can I have the work I’ll miss?
• I had to brush my hair.

Extremely Honest Reasons to Not Do Homework

Look, sometimes all you really need to do is be honest . Did you not do your homework because you smoked a bowl and got marooned on the sofa with cartoons?

Screw it! Just tell the teacher that. Maybe they’ll give you a pass for your winning smile alone!

Much like all the ridiculous reasons to visit the school nurse , sometimes, the best reasons for not doing your homework require honesty.

What could possi-blye go wrong!

• I have no time management skills. On the bright side, I watched all of season 1 of Stranger Things today!
• I was eating Toaster Strudels.
• My 24-hour ban from Call of Duty ended today and I need to get some rounds in.
• My favorite soccer team lost.
• I was smoking weed with my friends and the next thing I knew it was morning and I had to come to school again.
• It just didn’t fit into my schedule today.
• I’m just, like, really lazy.
• I had better things to do.
• We thought it was Saturday yesterday.
• I don’t need to do homework because NCAA scouts have been coming to see me play and I’m gonna get a scholarship.
• I had to go to church but I’m pretty sure God will understand.

Animal Problems – “My Dog Ate My Homework” and Other Variants

I’m not saying your students are animals (though they certainly behave like animals ).

I AM saying that students will make excuse after excuse for not doing their homework courtesy of their pets. They’re the perfect culprit! Who’s ever going to interrogate your furry friend for cross-examination?

Only the teachers who are crazy enough. ;)

• My dog peed on my laptop and it took a few days to dry.
• My cat ran over the keyboard and deleted the whole thing.
• My dog doesn’t like going to the bathroom alone so I had to watch him and he took forever.
• We had a cow in labor, and it was stuck in the hips of the cow, and I couldn’t get it out myself.
• I was with my new guinea pig and it was really distracting.
• The dog pooped and my baby brother fell in it.
• I accidentally locked my cat with my brother’s cat, and I don’t know if my cat got pregnant, but I think she is because she tried to go under my bed, and she never does that.
• There was a roach on the floor so I couldn’t get down off the bed the whole afternoon.
• My dog had puppies on top of my book bag and it was gross so my dad threw my book bag away.
• My cat threw up on it.
• My duck pooped on it.
• My dad accidentally threw my project away and a raccoon went into the trash can and destroyed it.
• My friend’s cat is having an abortion.
• A donkey ate it.
• The squirrels on the roof were distracting me.
• My dog died three years ago.
• I was doing a photo shoot with my bunny.
• My dog looked sad.
• I was doing my homework outside and a bird grabbed it and flew away.
• I got attacked by a raccoon on the way to school and he only went for the homework and ate it in front of me.
• My pet parrot flew into the fireplace and caught on fire. It then proceeded to fly around the room, and his dad tried to hit it with a frying pan because he was afraid the curtains would go up in flames if the parrot went close to them. With all the drama, I forgot to do my homework.
• My grandmother’s potbelly pig ate my homework.
• I got distracted shopping online for furniture for my turtle.

Funny Homework Excuses and Technical Difficulties

Oh, man – I saw some whoppers of excuses in the remote learning era of COVID-19!

Technical difficulties are the perfect excuse students make to skip out on their homework. They think they’re more tech-savvy than teachers…

Little did they know that a teacher’s BS-meter is far more finely calibrated than their excuses will ever be!

• Google erased my work.
• I don’t have internet access (sent in an email).
• I just kept hitting the submit button over and over and over and it didn’t make a click sound or anything.
• My mom threw my “lab top” out the window and when I went outside to get it, it was gone.
• I accidentally lit my Chromebook on fire
• My dog peed on my Chromebook

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The Final Excuse for Not Doing Your Homework…

Reason #100:

• “But, Miss! You said to do questions 1-10. You didn’t say bring them in!”

Check and mate.

Thus concludes our list of the 100 funniest excuses for not doing their homework, all thanks to the countless students who skipped out on their work.

Stay on guard though. With the rise of AI and homework excuse generators , the excuses only get more advanced!

So stay switched on out there! If it’s not funny excuses for not doing homework, it’s straight-up silly reasons for being absent and everything else under the sun.

Jot them down, collect them, and then (if you’re feeling spicy), post them in the comments down below. Why stop at 100? Gotta catch ’em all!

Stay miserable out there, teacherinos. The excuses and excuses never stop coming! So maybe come up with your own…

“Oh, no, sorry, Lucy. I CAN’T return your confiscated phone. My dog ate it.”

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9. Accidents and other unforeseen situations

• Show that you regret the situation and apologize. Your instructor needs to see that you are not lying; hence an apology can keep you in a positive light. Additionally, you need to show that you care about your academics, hence the regret. 
• Promise that it won’t happen again. When late, assure your instructor that this will not occur again, thus ensuring that you retain their trust. 
• Offer a guarantee that you will correct the situation. Be sure to complete the assignment promptly and deliver it since it shows your willingness to commit to your studies and, in some cases, proves that your excuse was real since it was the only thing that prevented you from delivering the essay.

2. Repeating courses

3. poor relationship with the instructor.

Dear Sir/Madam, I would like to offer my sincere apologies for the late submission of my paper, which was due on the 17th of November. I apologize for any inconvenience caused by my lateness. The delay was caused by the fact that I am a caretaker to a sick relative. Their condition is chronic; hence they often need my assistance and have no family living close by who can assist. The person had an emergency late in the night on the 16th; hence I did not anticipate the problem. From that night till the evening of the next day(the 17th). I was with my relative at the clinic and was very worried; hence I forgot to inform you promptly. (or insert any other excuse for your lateness).  I have now completed the assignment, and you can find it attached as a document in this email. Please note that I have learned my lesson and will not make such a mistake in the future. If such an issue arises again, you are sure that I will inform you promptly.  Kindly accept my apology. Regards, (Student name).

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11 Excuses for Not Doing Homework (And How to Stop Making Them)

Updated on August 6, 2024 By Daniel Wong 6 Comments

If you’re like many students, you’d rather take a nap, talk to your friends online, or play video games.

As you already know, finding reasons not to do your homework will prevent you from succeeding in school .

I’m sure you want to do well in school, and homework is definitely a part of that process.

In this article, I’ll go over 11 of the most common excuses for not doing homework and offer solutions to ensure that you stay engaged in school.

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Excuse #1: You lack the required knowledge

Let your parents and teacher know if you’re taking a class and feel as if you lack the necessary skills or knowledge to complete the homework.

Ask your teacher for extra guidance so you don’t fall too far behind. See if your parents can find the time to help you, or you can look for a tutor.

Your teachers are there to help you develop the skills you need to do well in their classes.

You’re not alone in feeling that you lack the necessary skills, so don’t be too embarrassed to ask for assistance. You might even find some great study buddies who feel the same way.

Excuse #2: You lack confidence

Many students compare themselves to their peers, which can lead to a lack of confidence. When that happens, it’s easy to make excuses for not doing the homework.

But here’s what you need to know…

Everyone lacks confidence about something.

You might be good at math but need extra help with English. Perhaps you excel at geography but find biology confusing.

Give yourself a break.

If you lack confidence in your ability to learn a particular subject, get the support you need. Your teachers, parents, and even friends will help you out and give you a needed morale boost.

Excuse #3: Your home life is too hectic

The excuses for submitting assignments late are numerous, but one that I hear often is that it’s too busy or noisy at home to focus.

Finding a quiet space and using earplugs or noise-cancelling headphones can help reduce distractions. This will make it easier for you to finish your homework.

If that doesn’t work, try finding an alternative location to do your work, like the library or a friend’s house.

You can also talk to your parents about it. They might not even be aware of all the interruptions that are preventing you from completing your schoolwork.

Excuse #4: You don’t know where to start

Feeling anxious and overwhelmed are often the main reasons that cause students to not know where to start on their homework.

If you ever feel this way, here’s what I suggest you do:

• Take a deep breath.
• Create a space where you can get organised.
• Make a list of all your assignments and deadlines.
• Work on one assignment at a time.
• Start with an easy assignment to get a quick win, or tackle the most challenging assignment to get it out of the way.

Excuse #5: You have poor study habits

Many students develop bad study habits over their years in school.

Not everyone learns the same way or at the same pace. As such, every student will have different study habits. If what you’re doing isn’t working, try a different approach.

If you’re trying to do your homework as soon as you get home from school but can’t focus, try having a snack and taking a power nap before getting to work instead.

If you’re staying up too late studying, set a rule for yourself that you’ll start doing your homework within one hour of getting home.

Establish a routine where you do your work at roughly the same time each day. Developing routines like this will improve your study habits , which will make you a more effective student.

Excuse #6: School isn’t important to you

A common misconception is that school isn’t important, that what you learn won’t be relevant once you leave school.

This isn’t completely true.

Of course, the education system can be improved. But the knowledge you acquire in school will help you to understand and appreciate the world better.

And the process of becoming a more effective student will lead you to develop traits like self-discipline and responsibility. These are the types of traits you’ll need in order to find success at any stage of life!

Excuse #7: You’re overloaded with after-school activities

I know it can be tough to balance schoolwork and extracurricular activities.

Maybe you’re on a sports team or you spend several hours each week volunteering.

Finding the right balance to ensure you have enough time for homework can be challenging.

When too many afterschool activities get in the way of completing your assignments on time, it’s time to review your schedule. Decide how you can prioritise the activities that are the most important.

You may need to put some activities on hold until you’re consistently staying on top of your schoolwork.

Speak with your coach, teachers, or parents about the ideas they have to help you manage your schedule more effectively.

Excuse #8: Studying is boring for you

If you find that doing your homework is uninteresting, it may be time for you to change your point of view.

I always encourage students to cultivate a growth mindset . This is a mindset where you focus more on the learning process instead of on getting good grades.

Rather than seeing a particular subject as boring, develop a sense of wonder. Decide that you’re going to be intellectually curious, and you’ll discover that we live in a fascinating world.

And while you’re on that journey, remember that the students who succeed in school find ways to get the work done even when they find the subject boring.

For example, if you don’t like math, consider that it isn’t just about numbers – it’s a way of thinking.

Reframing how you think about a subject will enable you to see it as more interesting. In turn, you’ll become a better student over time.

Excuse #9: Your teachers assign too much homework

Sometimes, it may seem like your teachers assign more homework than you can keep up with. You might even believe that what you’re required to do is unreasonable.

If you find yourself in this situation, take a moment to think about everything else you’re doing.

Are you managing your time well?

Are you struggling with a particular class?

Do you use memory techniques to enable you to learn faster ?

Instead of allowing homework to overwhelm you, try talking to your teacher, tutor, or parents to figure out the best way forward for you.

Excuse #10: You already have so much overdue homework

Procrastinating on your homework can lead to a significant pile-up of assignments. This will affect your confidence in being able to complete them.

What’s more, once you get a set of new assignments, you probably won’t know how to do them because you didn’t do the previous assignments.

This creates a vicious cycle where you tell yourself that there’s no point in completing your newly assigned homework because you still have the old ones to do.

When this happens, the likelihood of completing any of the work decreases.

If you’re in this situation, set a reasonable goal of keeping up with all the newly assigned homework while completing, say, one overdue assignment a day, or one overdue assignment every two days.

Excuse #11: You don’t believe you can get good grades

If you hate school, there’s a chance that it’s because you feel the pressure to be a straight-A student .

Here’s the good news: You don’t need to be perfect. After all, there’s no such thing as a perfect student.

But you do have to put in the effort and get the work done. The rest will then fall into place.

If you’re doing your best, you’re doing great! Celebrate your progress and keep moving forward.

Take it one step at a time, and don’t worry too much about what grades you’re getting at the moment.

In closing…

There are many possible reasons for you not to finish your homework.

No matter what those reasons are, it’s important to know that the people around you want to help you succeed.

From teachers to parents to coaches, you have a support network to provide solutions to almost any obstacle you face.

Identify the excuses listed in this article that are relevant to your situation, and apply the suggested solutions.

If you do that, you’ll become a better and happier student who makes far fewer excuses related to homework!

July 7, 2022 at 12:13 pm

Thank you so much for this article. These were the problems I was struggling with. Now that i know the solutions to it ,I’m sure I’ll do better than before.

July 7, 2022 at 1:05 pm

You’re very welcome.

July 7, 2022 at 6:20 pm

I pray that may Almighty God grant you long life, more knowledge, sound health, rest of mind, wealth and happiness, so that you can witness your good impact in this World 🌍. GOD has made you a useful tool for every students and parents that is actually seeking success.

July 7, 2022 at 7:42 pm

Thank you, God bless you too!

July 27, 2022 at 9:29 pm

Thank you so much for this. I have found a couple of solutions for excuses I’ve made in the past. I needed this.

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What to Say When You Didn't Do Your Homework

23 March 2023

12 minutes to read

• 01. The Dog Ate It
• 02. I Don’t Remember Getting any Homework
• 03. I Thought it Was in My Bag
• 04. I Didn’t Understand the Homework
• 05. My Computer Crashed
• 06. Too Much Homework from Another Class
• 07. I was Absent When the Homework was Assigned
• 08. Busy with Extra-curricular Activities and Volunteering
• 09. I Was So Sick!
• 10. Tell the Truth
• 11. Bonus Excuses
• 12. Excuses for Not Going to Work

Have you ever stumbled to class, filled with dread and wondering how you're going to explain why you don't have any work to turn in? Surely most - if not all students have handed in a homework assignment late, at least a few times (or more!). Equally likely: just about every learner had no assignments ready to turn it, late or otherwise. When that happens, so as not to get into trouble, pupils cook up excuses why they couldn’t complete their homework when scheduled or at all.

If these assertions leave you feeling like we're speaking directly to you... we are. Your parents, professors, teachers and, yes, even your Superprofs were once pupils, too. We know how school life is and how, sometimes, learners have no desire to do homework. Or, in some cases, how any of that work should be done.

A Superprof homework help tutor would render all of those points moot. With such a mentor, you would have no trouble understanding your study materials or what is expected of you. You would not need any excuses because your work would get done on time, every time. But if you did need a good excuse, this article delivers:

• time-tested untruths with a proven track record
• updated stories to keep up with the times
• a few completely novel tales you can tailor to your needs

Maybe you don't have a Superprof tutor (yet). Maybe, for you, excuses remain the order of the day. Here again, your Superprof rides to the rescue by providing you with a list of excuses. And be sure to read to the end, where you'll find some handy excuses to get out of work - because it's not just students who sometimes aren't prepared for the day's challenges.

The number one excuse for not doing your homework is "my computer crashed" or similar, tech-related issues. A teacher may still be annoyed with you, but we all know that technology can be unreliable and most of us have fallen foul to this at some point. You may get a sympathetic teacher.

If not, the following methods may work:

The Dog Ate It

The go-to excuse for not doing homework has to be the one about the dog laying waste to students' carefully penned essays. Or carefully calculated equations. Even those whose school days are far behind them likely remember invoking this mythical beast, on occasion.

Who hasn't heard about that homework-hating dog that must eat every assignment? Or maybe it's a homework-loving dog who craves the taste of graphite and ink. Did you know this excuse is grounded in fact? The original dog who ate homework was allegedly Saint Ciarán of Clonmacnoise's pet fox.

The legend, written by Forrest Wickman, recounts that, back in the 6th Century, the saint's tame fox was tasked with taking Ciarán's writings to the monastery Master. These papers were bound in a leather strap. One day, the fox chewed through the strap, allowing the papers to fly away with the wind.

Over the centuries, dogs have been accused of eating everything. Including, in one story published in 1808, a playing card that would have lost its master the high-stakes game he was playing.

Bringing the narrative full-circle is the tale of an Anglican priest whose sermons tended to go on and on. Reportedly, he had to cut his preaching short one Sunday because a dog had gotten into his study and had eaten several pages of the sermon. As the story goes, the worshippers were delighted at spending less time in the pews.

The bottom line: despite its lengthy history, perhaps this is not the most subtle or workable of excuses. However, should you, in all actuality, have a dog… If all else fails, you could bring a few chewed-on pages as proof.

I Don’t Remember Getting any Homework

Oh, no! You forgot to write your assignment into your work planner and now, you have nothing to turn in! Forgetting to write down your assignments doesn't ranks among the best excuses but you can still make it work if you have decent acting chops.

The trouble with you supposedly having a Swiss cheese memory about homework assignments is today's technology. Upon any claim of faulty memory on your part, your teacher will certainly ask if you checked with your mates. Even direr for you: what if your homework was assigned online , through your school's online learning portal? And you logged in, clearly indicating you knew there was work to be done?

On the other hand, if your teacher uses no web-based learning platforms ... You probably DO remember getting your homework, but s/he can't be sure of that, right? This particular excuse would work best if the whole class - or, at least a majority of your classmates proclaimed the same. Just don't use this excuse while waiting for exam results because your teacher will know that you're fibbing.

I Thought it Was in My Bag

Leaving your assignment on your desk at home is one of the more believable excuses for not having any work to turn in. Or maybe you had to change bags at the last minute because the other satchel's strap broke. How unfortunate that you didn't check all of the compartments!

This particular excuse works for just about anything, from the money you owe a friend to the book you promised to return. And, of course, for not doing homework. It is particularly effective if you first dig into your backpack as you normally would. Nothing to see here, Teacher, just a diligent pupil, whipping out last night's work...

And then, more frantically, your fingers scrabble and scour every pocket, even as you cast panicked glances around the room. If you could work up an embarrassed flush, that would be the icing on the cake. This one is a great excuse, it’s worked for students everywhere, especially those who can work up a sweat or a few tears on demand.

I Didn’t Understand the Homework

Confusion is always a good excuse for not doing homework. Even the best students need clarification on particularly tough assignments sometimes. So saying you didn't do your homework because you didn't understand it is perfectly reasonable.

Admittedly, this excuse works better for science, maths or questions-based homework rather than essays. That doesn't mean it won't fly if the assignment called for you to write at length, though. You might simply explain how you didn't quite get the idea of what you were supposed to write about.

This excuse hits two birds with one stone when you combine it with 'could you explain it to me?' . You'll get help with your homework and a deadline extension. That would be particularly helpful if you genuinely didn’t understand the homework assignment.

Beware of this pitfall: Teacher might ask if you talked with any of your classmates to see if they could explain what you were supposed to do. You might say that you asked your parents or an older sibling for help. But avoid mentioning any mate your teacher might know, just in case s/he tries to verify your story.

My Computer Crashed

If you were looking for excuses for not doing homework, you could hardly do better than a computer crash. Since COVID, more schools have continued the trend of using web-based platforms to assign and turn in homework.

Thus, a whole new spectrum of excuses has opened up to the desperate, homework-lacking learner. Besides computer crashes, you might invoke pets and/or younger siblings breaking your laptop. Hackers, power failures and even that your printer ran out of ink could also serve you well.

Of course, that last will be the least effective excuse, especially if you are a serial homework offender . Your teacher may contend that you could have loaded your work onto a USB drive and taken it to a print shop. Beware too that, if no other student suffered a power outage , invoking that reason may force to veer into the 'parents didn't pay the bill' territory. That would be the only other reason that only you had no electricity to power your devices.

Too Much Homework from Another Class

Doing homework assigned in every class can be an hours-long proposition. So it's understandable that you might cut corners, particularly in assignments for classes you don't like. This lays the groundwork for one of the best homework excuses.

This excuse would work best for college and university students. Primary and secondary school teachers usually have an idea of how much homework their colleagues assign. And, if they didn't, it would be a snap for them to check. They may start by asking your classmates; those worthies' responses might prove embarrassing for you.

Even if you lay out everything you did for that supposed other class, this story puts you and your teacher in a difficult position. On one hand, they might think: "Poor you, clearly you’ve been given far too much homework!". On the other hand, they may well contend that other teachers' assignments aren't their concern. They might not even care if you're preparing for your exams .

They might clap back by saying that you're a college/university student so you should manage your schedule and workload more efficiently. Still, this excuse might work if your professor is too inexperienced to know better or a bit on the negligent side. Best to not underestimate them, though. Keep this one in reserve for when you truly have nothing else to offer.

I was Absent When the Homework was Assigned

Classroom overcrowding is a huge problem in the UK. But it lays the groundwork for one of the best excuses for not doing homework. Does your teacher waste precious class time calling the roll? If so, how do they know it's really you who answered?

Despite your attendance tick in the register, this story could still fly if you could convince your teacher you were in the loo when the assignment was announced. It would work particularly well if you are, indeed, a frequent visitor to the loo during class. And if you don't routinely excuse yourself from class, you may try to convince your teacher that s/he marked you present by mistake on that day.

Here again, your classmates would have to vouch for you. Failing that, you might rope your parents into providing a note explaining that, of course, you were absent on that day. You had to do something far more important than attending class.

Busy with Extra-curricular Activities and Volunteering

If you want to polish your civic image , saying you couldn't do any homework because you were helping others would be a sure bet. Especially in these post-COVID times! If you're too busy helping out in your local clinic to solve equations, you will be a star in your teacher's eyes.

You might even use this excuse if you're late to school but you might find less favour if you claim team sports or group activities as your extracurricular activity. Even rowing, playing chess and singing in the church choir would be suspect. Choose the reason you're too busy for homework wisely. If volunteering is your excuse, it would be best to actually volunteer because if you get found out, your fall from grace would be twice as far.

I Was So Sick!

Not so long ago, in the halcyon, pre-COVID days, being sick was a classic excuse for not doing homework . One could claim a 24-hour bug, food poisoning or come to class looking convincingly wan and plead a fever the night before.

Not only would you be excused from turning in your assignments but you might have garnered a bit of sympathy. To say nothing of a handy extension on your deadline for turning work in. These days, if you claim you've been bedridden, feverish and unable to distinguish your cat from your sheet of homework... You're likely to land yourself in quarantine, missing out on classes and leisure activities alike.

If pleading illness is your go-to move to excuse yourself from turning in assignments on time, you would do best to stick with food poisoning. And even that claim is no guarantee you won't be sent home posthaste, driven by the worry that you're suffering from something far graver than a revisit of the pizza you had last night.

Tell the Truth

If you typically dole out excuses for not doing your homework, perhaps it’s time to pull out your ace in the hole – the truth. Honesty is still the best policy. Your teacher will appreciate the refreshing change from the usual bombardment of excuses.

Use truth-telling when you’re feeling especially sincere (and desperate). Or, the best yet: tell the truth all the time. Of course, you wouldn't have to worry about recycling excuses if you knocked your homework out like the champ you are. And you wouldn't have to worry about failing exams , either.

Bonus Excuses

In case the all-time best excuses listed above don't suit you or you've used them all at least once this school year, here are a few extra excuses to try that might save you from the wrath of Teacher :

• I left it at home
• I dropped it in the sewer on the way to school
• I left it in my other satchel/bookbag/binder/notebook
• I was looking it over and left it on the bus
• I let (insert name of classmate) borrow it and s/he didn't give it back you may even claim that the treacherous friend turned your work in as theirs
• My little brother/sister drew all over it (or used it to make a paper aeroplane, a boat, a nest for their guinea pig...)
• My mother/father accidentally shredded it, along with other important documents
• My parents were looking it over and forgot to give it back
• My tutor accidentally packed it away with his papers
• I spilled (insert name of a document-ruining food or beverage) all over it

Admittedly, for all that they are plausible, these are funny excuses for not doing homework. Your teacher may give you props for your inventiveness and, if the assignment wasn't critical, might give you a pass... this time. But if chronic homework neglect is your study style, be careful not to use the same excuse too many times. Otherwise, your teacher may not be sympathetic towards you should there ever be a legitimate reason for not doing your homework.

We hope these excuses for no homework have been helpful - or, at least, entertaining. Just remember that the more you use them, the more unbelievable they’ll become to your teacher. In fact, it may just be more advantageous (and easier) for you to do your homework and hand it in on time. But before you go, you might also need a few good excuses to get out of doing PE .

Excuses for Not Going to Work

Finally, we get to the best excuses to miss work. As our excuses for no homework show, everyone needs a day off sometimes, even students. But then, students may also have jobs so they need believable excuses for missing work, too.

Whether that's the spot you're in or your school days are long past, it's always a good idea to have few good excuses to miss work at the ready. Obviously, being sick is the best excuse to miss work. COVID changed everyone's mind about flu-like symptoms so if you call in to tell your boss that's how you'll feel, you'll likely not catch any flack. Everyone wants you to stay away if, indeed, you are incubating that pesky virus.

You might also cite a family emergency as your excuse not to go to work. Here, too, pandemic echoes make the excuse believable. But if you worry about jinxing your family, say you have a home emergency, instead. Warm weather will make a burst waterpipe less believable but you could squeak by with a broken window or door that you can't leave unattended.

Does your workplace offer mental health days? If so, needing a mental health break is the best excuse for not going to work, provided you don't take half the week off. If your job doesn't offer that perk, citing your mental health could be just the thing for your boss to make mental health days a thing.

Transportation troubles is a good excuse for missing work but not if you live in an area with public transportation or if you live close enough to bike or walk to work. However, if you say you had some sort of accident on the way to work... Not that anyone got injured, thank goodness, but you have to take your ride in for an estimate. And if you do bike to work, you could say your bike was stolen.

If these perfectly reasonable excuses for not going to work are out of step with your character, you might need a few outrageous reasons for not going to work. Did a goose or duck bite you? Did pigeons use you for target practice on the way to work? Or you might have been in a hurry to start your shift but your uniform was still wet so you put it in the microwave and it caught on fire.

It's easier to understand needing an excuse for not going to work than one for not doing homework for school. Still, as you can see, the range of excuses is limited only by your imagination and, of course, how willing your teacher or boss is to believe them. So use your stock of excuses wisely so they'll have maximum effect.

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Joseph is a French and Spanish to English translator, language enthusiast, and blogger.

Frequently asked questions

How do i get out of doing homework.

Tell your parents you'll study at your mate's house. Take your bookbag with you! But then, you can go anywhere you want. If you do go to your mates', you can play games or anything other than doing homework.

Is not doing homework illegal?

There is no law that says you have to do homework. However, you could get into trouble if you never do any because the school might decide to lower your marks for lack of participation.

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you are going to get in trouble and fail school if you use these

O.M.G. I ALWAYS USE THESE AND THE OTHER DAY MY TEACHER CAUGHT ON TO ME AND THE CLASS SNITCH TOLD HIM THAT THERE IS A WEBSITE THAT GIVES YOU EXCUSES TO USE IF U DONT TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK ON TIME. MY TEACHER CHECKED IT OUT AND REALISED THAT I HAVE BEEN TAKING EXCUSES FROM HERE. HE GAVE ME 7 DAYS WORTH OF DETENTION, HE SAID THAT IT WILL MAKE UP FOR ALL 78 HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS THAT I HAVENT HANDED IN. IM SO ANNOYED. 😡😡😡😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬

good ones I wood love some more good ones

I forgot do my science project and these helped a lot 😁

Thank my deputy head who is a geography teacher actually believed these

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Thanks ill defo try some! tell me it if works people in the comment sections pls!

I didn’t attempt my tests during online classes due to COVID. Now colleges are going to be open. What reason should I give to the teacher for not attempting tests. I am very scared.😓

maybe say you got covid?

Computer crashed, wouldn’t load or your having internet problems. If ur still doing it..

Funny excuses you find in comics… deffo gotta try them tho

I used it for my English assignment it really helped me!😁

I tried the “tell the truth” excuse and my teacher caned me! In future I will be informing her of the death of my late hamster. Rip Hammy. I will also try my own excuse, my pen decided to be transgender and for that reason I couldn’t touch it in case of sexual assault claims. Thank you Penina

😂😂that pen one is brilliant

I love this, it will work so good these days :)

Great to hear that, thank you!

Nice bro Thx

most of them will probably still get me a detention in my school, but i think the shredder and the bus one is good

it is good excuse but it did not work . and by the way Allah will not forgive me that i lie

You should just tell the truth never lie

Just do your H/W on the date it is given.

it aint that easy, i wish it was tho

yea so um i have tis HUGE assignment due tm but its lik 11 pm i need to go to sleep on top of that i have an exem tomorrow and lost my locker keys so im just gonna say “i did it but i left it at home i will bring it tomorow” but the problem is that i have to do it tomarow

Nice for every time excuse bro

Thanks so much to this website. It has been AMAZING!!! 😁😁😁

There’s one if you have a sibling I thought up if you don’t do your hw and it’s bin two days, my (brother/sister) accidentally put it in (his/her) rucksack. The next day you can say, when you get to school tell your teacher my (brother/sister) binned it. If it was printed say your printer broke.

thank my teacher didnt understand

Or you could say that you were working on it in your room or at your house and that you forgot to bring it (worked for me several times)

Loved it wow

I used tell the truth she was not very happy and she told me to do it tonight- I haven’t done it 😰😰😰

live-saving excuses lol🤣but it would be better to have work done anyway

Thanks man! It really helped

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10 Realistic Excuses For Being Late To Work

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• Use creative and believable excuses for being late to work
• Don’t overuse the same excuse or you’ll get in trouble
• Come up with realistic excuses now to cover your ass later

Here Are 10 Believable Excuses For Being Late

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Welcome to the world of work, where every second counts and punctuality is key to success.

But let’s be honest, we all have those days when time slips through our fingers, leaving us racing against the clock.

The consequences of being late to work extend far beyond a couple of disapproving glances from colleagues.

Let’s discover 38 outstanding excuses for being late to work !

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The Importance of Punctuality in the Workplace

In the grand scheme of things, being punctual may seem trivial, but it plays a vital role in shaping your professional reputation. Arriving late can create a ripple effect, impacting both you and those around you.

Let’s delve deeper into the significance of punctuality and explore how it can have a profound impact on your career.

How Being Late Can Impact Your Professional Reputation

Imagine you are a boat sailing against the tide of success.

Timeliness acts as the anchor that keeps you firmly rooted in the sea of professionalism .

When you consistently arrive late, it sends a message to your colleagues and superiors that you cannot be relied upon to fulfill your commitments.

Your reputation, once tarnished, is not easily regained.

Being punctual demonstrates your respect for others’ time and shows that you take your responsibilities seriously.

It builds trust and establishes you as a reliable individual in the eyes of your peers and superiors.

Furthermore, Punctuality can have a significant impact on job promotion, with leaderboards and social comparisons potentially improving punctuality ( Costa, 2013 ).

However, racial biases may lead to harsher penalties for Black employees who are late, affecting their advancement opportunities ( Luksyte, 2013 ).

Temporal flexibility, particularly control over work hours, can positively influence promotion aspirations, especially for women, and reduce gender gaps ( Bear, 2021 ).

Additionally, factors such as compensation, work discipline, and motivation can also affect employee productivity, which in turn can influence job promotion ( Kadek, 2018 ).

Research states that punctuality is a significant advantage in today’s competitive workplace.

So, why risk being left behind?

The Effect of Tardiness on Team Dynamics

Successful teams operate like a well-oiled machine, with each member contributing their unique skills and talents. When one cog in the system is delayed, the entire mechanism suffers. Your constant lateness doesn’t just affect your productivity – it lowers the morale and efficiency of your team.

By being punctual, you set a positive example for your colleagues and inspire them to prioritize their time management as well.

By valuing the precious minutes of both yourself and your colleagues, you pave the way for a positive work culture where time management is celebrated.

Moreover, being punctual fosters better communication and collaboration within the team. When everyone is on time for meetings and deadlines, it allows for smoother workflows and ensures that important information is shared promptly.

Additionally, being punctual shows that you are committed to the success of the team and are willing to go the extra mile to achieve common goals. It creates a sense of unity and trust among team members, leading to stronger working relationships.

In conclusion, punctuality is not just about being on time; it is about demonstrating professionalism, respect, and commitment. By prioritizing punctuality, you enhance your professional reputation, increase your chances of career advancement, and contribute to a more productive and harmonious work environment.

20 Real-life Excuses for Being Late to Work

We all face those days when we’re running late for work due to unexpected circumstances.

While honesty is the best policy , here are 20 real-life and occasionally unconventional excuses for being late to work that you can use when necessary:

• Blame a delay in public transportation, whether it’s a late bus, subway delay, or unexpected route change.
• Explain that you were stuck in an unusually heavy traffic jam due to an accident or road closure.
• Mention that your car had an unexpected breakdown, and you had to wait for a tow truck or repair.
• Apologize for a family emergency that required your immediate attention.
• State that you had a doctor’s appointment or medical checkup that ran longer than expected.
• Share that you had a childcare emergency or your child was unwell, necessitating your presence.
• Explain that your pet had a sudden health issue, and you needed to provide care.
• Blame a temporary internet outage at home, preventing you from working remotely.
• Mention that a power outage disrupted your morning routine, including your alarm clock.
• Say you misplaced your house or car keys, resulting in a delay.
• Apologize for a noisy neighbor that kept you up all night, making you oversleep.
• Explain that you had a bathroom emergency that required immediate attention.
• Point out that you were delayed due to adverse weather conditions like heavy rain, snow, or fog.
• Share that you woke up feeling unwell, and it took extra time to address your health.
• Blame a wardrobe malfunction like a broken zipper or ripped clothing.
• Mention that an unexpected home repair or appliance issue demanded your immediate action.
• Confess that you accidentally turned off your alarm instead of snoozing it.
• Explain that you were locked out of your home and had to wait for a locksmith.
• State that a miscommunication with a colleague resulted in you arriving late.
• Share that road construction or maintenance work near your home delayed your commute.

While these excuses can be helpful in a pinch, remember that punctuality is a valuable professional trait. Use these explanations sparingly and work on improving your time management skills to minimize late arrivals at work.

9 Good Late for Work Excuses

In the Cha-Cha of professional life, unexpected delays are an inevitable part of the journey.

Acknowledging and effectively managing lateness is a crucial skill that can define your professional demeanor and impact your relationships with colleagues.

This article delves into the art of navigating lateness with grace, offering insightful strategies and excuses to not only address delays responsibly but also transform them into opportunities for growth and improved collaboration.

Discover how to handle tardiness with finesse in a world that values both time and integrity.

• Insight: Unforeseen pet issues can create a legitimate delay.
• Real-Life Twist: Share a story of a pet-related emergency, like a sudden illness or a misplaced pet passport for a vet visit.
• Insight: Turn a typical commuting issue into a memorable excuse.
• Real-Life Twist: Narrate an incident where you encountered a parade or a spontaneous street performance, causing an unexpected detour.
• Insight: Clothing mishaps can lead to unexpected delays.
• Real-Life Twist: Share an instance where a wardrobe malfunction required a swift solution, such as a last-minute sewing or a creative clothing fix.
• Insight: Unexpected encounters with public figures can disrupt schedules.
• Real-Life Twist: Describe an unplanned meeting with a local celebrity or a chance to witness a film or TV shoot on your route to work.
• Insight: Unique car troubles can provide a memorable excuse.
• Real-Life Twist: Share a story of a quirky car issue, like a flat tire caused by a comical mishap, adding a touch of humor to your excuse.
• Insight: Highlight involvement in community events, even if they cause tardiness.
• Real-Life Twist: Narrate a situation where you unexpectedly stumbled upon a community event, showcasing your dedication to community engagement.
• Insight: Kitchen mishaps can lead to creative excuses.
• Real-Life Twist: Describe a cooking experiment gone wrong or a sudden culinary challenge that needed immediate attention.
• Insight: Emphasize the importance of networking for personal and professional growth.
• Real-Life Twist: Share a story where an unplanned networking opportunity arose, and seizing the moment became more critical than punctuality.
• Insight: Showcase an appreciation for the environment, even if it causes delays.
• Real-Life Twist: Narrate an unplanned nature discovery, like stumbling upon a rare bird or witnessing an unexpected natural phenomenon on your way to work.

Bonus Point – “Proactive Compensation Proposal”

• Insight: Acknowledge the inconvenience caused and propose a plan to ensure that your responsibilities are managed efficiently despite the delay. This demonstrates your commitment to making up for lost time in a proactive and responsible manner.

Excuses for Being 2 Hours Late to Work- What to Say When you’re Running 2 Hours Late

Ever had one of those mornings where time slips through your fingers, and suddenly, you’re two hours behind schedule?

We’ve all been there – the frantic search for car keys, the dash to catch the train, or the unexpected traffic jam that turns a smooth commute into a slow crawl.

In the world of work, being fashionably late loses its charm when you’re two hours behind.

Now, you’re not just walking in a few minutes after the start; you’re orchestrating a grand entrance, and not necessarily by choice.

Navigating the delicate art of explaining your two-hour tardiness can feel like threading a needle.

As someone who has faced the ticking clock more than once, I get it.

So, let’s delve into the world of acceptable excuses , graceful apologies , and maybe a dash of humor to save face when life throws you a temporal curveball.

Because in the grand narrative of work, sometimes the script gets a little, well, fashionably late.

• Insight: Unforeseen traffic issues can genuinely impede punctuality.
• Real-Life Twist: Share a relatable story of a sudden road closure or unexpected traffic jam that left even the most diligent commuters stranded.
• Insight: Public transport delays are common and often unavoidable.
• Real-Life Twist: Narrate an incident where an entire subway line experienced technical difficulties, affecting your commute.
• Insight: Sometimes, unexpected home issues demand immediate attention.
• Real-Life Twist: Share an incident where a burst pipe or a home appliance malfunction required urgent resolution, causing the delay.
• Insight: Parents may encounter unexpected childcare issues that necessitate a delay.
• Real-Life Twist: Illustrate a scenario where a regular caregiver was unavailable, and alternative arrangements took longer than anticipated.
• Insight: Personal health concerns or medical emergencies can disrupt plans.
• Real-Life Twist: Share a story of a sudden ailment that required immediate medical attention, emphasizing the importance of prioritizing health.
• Insight: Technical glitches, like an alarm clock malfunction or phone issues, can lead to unintended lateness.
• Real-Life Twist: Narrate an instance where reliance on technology backfired, causing an unexpected delay.
• Insight: Demonstrate a commitment to community service, even if it occasionally affects punctuality.
• Real-Life Twist: Highlight a volunteer opportunity that arose unexpectedly, emphasizing your dedication to social responsibility.
• Insight: Stress the importance of fulfilling personal responsibilities, even during work hours.
• Real-Life Twist: Share a personal appointment, like a long-overdue dentist visit or a family commitment, that required immediate attention.
• Insight: Weather conditions can unexpectedly impact commute times.
• Real-Life Twist: Describe a situation where a sudden change in weather, like unexpected heavy snowfall or a torrential downpour, significantly slowed down transportation.

Bonus Point – “Proactive Communication and Solution Offer”

• Insight: Acknowledge the inconvenience caused and present a solution to make up for lost time.
• Real-Life Twist: Propose a plan to ensure that tasks are prioritized and deadlines are still met despite the delay. This proactive approach shows responsibility and commitment to your work.

5 SMS / Whatsapp Text Formats for Informing Your Boss You’re Running Late for Work

Crafting text messages for work-related matters requires a balance of professionalism and sincerity.

Here are five alternative SMS / Whatsapp text options for communicating reasons for being late to work :

• “Good morning [Supervisor’s Name], I hope you’re well. Regrettably, I’m running a bit late today due to unexpected traffic. I’ll make sure to catch up on any missed time. Thank you for your understanding.”
• “Morning [Supervisor’s Name], had a minor family matter to attend to. Will be in shortly. Let me know if there’s anything urgent. Thanks.”
• “Good day [Supervisor’s Name], I hope this message finds you. I’m delayed this morning due to a medical appointment. I’ll ensure my work is up to date upon my arrival. Thank you for your understanding.”
• “Hello [Supervisor’s Name], I wanted to let you know I’m running late today due to unforeseen circumstances. I’ll manage my time efficiently to catch up on any missed work. Thanks for your understanding.”
• “Hey [Supervisor’s Name], unfortunately, my car had a flat tire. Waiting for assistance. Will update once on the way. Apologies for any disruption.”

Remember to tailor the message to the specific circumstances, maintain a professional tone, and communicate your commitment to catching up on any missed work.

What to Do if You’re Running Late

In the fast-flowing realm of professional life, the unexpected can occasionally disrupt even the most well-laid plans.

One such disruption that professionals often encounter is running late —an inevitable circumstance that can occur due to various reasons, from unexpected traffic to unforeseen personal emergencies.

In these moments, how individuals handle their tardiness can significantly impact their professional relationships and overall effectiveness.

This section explores a strategic and constructive approach to managing lateness , emphasizing responsibility, effective communication, solution-oriented thinking, and the invaluable process of learning and adaptation.

Navigating the delicate balance between personal accountability and team collaboration is vital, and the following insights offer a fresh perspective on addressing and overcoming the challenges associated with running late in a professional setting.

1. Acknowledge Responsibly:

Running late is an inevitable reality at times.

Instead of evading or making excuses, promptly acknowledge the delay . Assume responsibility with transparency, communicating the situation honestly. By doing so, you not only demonstrate accountability but also set the stage for understanding and collaboration.

2. Prioritize Key Updates:

Once you’ve acknowledged the lateness, prioritize your communications. If you’re part of a meeting or have commitments, inform stakeholders promptly and provide brief updates . Emphasize the essential aspects, showing respect for others’ time and ensuring that critical information is relayed without unnecessary delay.

3. Propose Solutions:

Beyond recognition, offer solutions. Propose alternative arrangements or suggest adjustments to the schedule if possible. By actively engaging in finding solutions , you not only mitigate the impact of your lateness but also showcase a proactive and problem-solving approach, reinforcing your commitment to the team’s goals.

4. Learn and Adapt:

Use the experience as an opportunity for self-reflection. Understand the factors contributing to your lateness and devise strategies to prevent recurrence . Whether it’s refining your time management skills, setting earlier reminders, or planning more effectively, continuous learning and adaptation enhance your reliability and contribute to a more efficient workflow.

In conclusion, being late to work is not just about a few fleeting minutes. It has the power to shape your professional reputation, influence team dynamics, and impact your chances for growth. By embracing strategies to overcome common obstacles, communicating effectively, and prioritizing punctuality, you position yourself as a reliable and respected professional. So, let time be your ally, as you navigate the road towards success.

Final Thoughts:

As we wrap up this exploration of the art of explaining tardiness, one thing remains clear – life is unpredictable, and so are our mornings.

In the dance between the alarm clock and the unavoidable chaos of reality, we find ourselves crafting excuses for being late to work that bridge the gap between our lateness and professional punctuality.

Remember, honesty remains a powerful ally.

While we’ve covered a myriad of creative excuses, sincerity in your explanation often resonates more than an elaborate tale.

Employ these excuses wisely, but also, when warranted, offer a genuine apology.

In the end, the key lies in finding a balance between authenticity and professionalism.

We’re all human, prone to the occasional time-related hiccup.

How we navigate and communicate these moments shapes not just our punctuality but also the perception of our character in the eyes of colleagues and superiors.

So, the next time the morning throws you a curveball, may your excuse be convincing, your sincerity evident, and your boss, understanding.

After all, in the grand tapestry of work life, a little understanding can go a long way.

What are common reasons to be late to work?

Common reasons for being late to work include traffic delays, public transportation issues, and unexpected personal emergencies. Additionally, oversleeping or misjudging the time needed for morning routines can contribute to tardiness. Cultivating time-management skills, preparing for potential disruptions, and establishing consistent morning routines can help mitigate these challenges and promote punctuality.

What are best excuses for being late to work?

While honesty is generally the best policy, genuine reasons such as unexpected family obligations, medical appointments, or unforeseen car troubles are commonly accepted as valid excuses for being late to work.

What are best excuses for being an hour late to work?

While maintaining honesty is crucial in professional settings, unforeseen situations can occur. In such cases, an effective last-minute excuse for being late to work may involve expressing a sudden health concern, such as an upset stomach or a headache. It’s paramount to communicate promptly, convey genuine regret, and emphasize your commitment to making up for any missed time, reinforcing your dedication to professionalism and accountability in the workplace .

What are effective last minute excuses to be late to work?

While maintaining honesty is crucial in professional settings, unforeseen situations can occur. In such cases, an effective last-minute excuse for being late to work may involve expressing a sudden health concern, such as an upset stomach or a headache. It’s paramount to communicate promptly, convey genuine regret, and emphasize your commitment to making up for any missed time, reinforcing your dedication to professionalism and accountability in the workplace.

How do I call late to work?

When calling late to work, it’s essential to do so as early as possible to provide your employer with sufficient notice. Clearly and concisely explain the reason for your tardiness, whether it’s due to a health issue, transportation problem, or unforeseen circumstance. Express genuine apologies for any inconvenience and assure your employer that you are committed to making up for lost time, reinforcing your professionalism and accountability in the workplace.

How do I show up late to work?

Punctuality is a key aspect of professionalism, and showing up late to work is generally not advisable. If you find yourself running behind schedule, it’s crucial to communicate proactively with your employer, providing a valid and honest reason for your tardiness. Express sincere apologies and make a commitment to ensure it does not become a recurring issue, reaffirming your dedication to maintaining a high standard of professionalism in the workplace.

How do I apologize for being late?

Acknowledge the lateness promptly. Express sincere regret. Provide a brief and honest explanation. Assure it won’t become a habit. Make amends and show commitment.

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49 Excuses for Being Late to Work (Examples)

By Status.net Editorial Team on February 7, 2024 — 9 minutes to read

Common Traffic-Related Delays

Traffic jams, collisions on highways, or the unpredictability of public transportation can significantly impact your commute to work. Being prepared for these common delays can help you communicate more effectively with your employer when you’re running late.

Heavy Traffic and Accidents

Heavy traffic congestion often occurs during rush hours, and if an accident happens on your route, it can exacerbate the delay. You might encounter:

• Closed lanes due to a multi-car pileup on the interstate.
• An overturned truck on a main road, causing a significant detour.
• Emergency vehicles on site for a fender bender, slowing down traffic flow.

Public Transportation Delays

Your commute can also be delayed due to issues with buses or trains. Examples include:

• A mechanical failure on a city bus causing missed connections.
• Train delays due to track maintenance not previously announced.
• A subway line shutdown because of a power outage, requiring you to find an alternative route.

Weather-Induced Delays

Adverse weather conditions can create unpredictable traffic situations. You may experience:

• Reduced speed limits on highways during heavy rain or snowfall.
• Complete road closures due to flooding or landslides.
• Traffic snarls from the aftermath of severe weather, like downed trees or power lines.

Health-Related Concerns

When you encounter health issues, your well-being comes first. Whether it’s a medical emergency or an unexpected bout of sickness, your health should be your top priority.

Medical Emergencies

Medical emergencies are immediate and unexpected health incidents that require urgent attention. If you experience one, your safety and recovery are more important than punctuality at work.

• Example 1: You’re on your way to work when you suddenly have a severe allergic reaction. You need to stop by an urgent care center for treatment.
• Example 2: A family member who you live with has a heart attack in the morning, and you need to accompany them to the emergency room.

Unexpected Illness

Sometimes you may wake up feeling ill or your health could deteriorate overnight. It’s important to listen to your body and stay home if you’re not well enough to work.

• Example 1: You wake up with a high fever and severe flu-like symptoms which make it unsafe for you to drive, and you’re contagious.
• Example 2: You have a migraine that causes debilitating pain and visual disturbances, preventing you from performing your work duties effectively.

Family Obligations

When your family needs you, it may lead to being late for work. Understanding and supportive workplaces usually respect these responsibilities.

Childcare Challenges

You might encounter unexpected delays if your usual childcare provider is unavailable, or your child is not ready for school on time due to unforeseen issues. In such cases:

• Example: Your babysitter cancels last minute, and you need to find an alternative quickly.
• Example: Your child feels ill in the morning, requiring prompt attention and possibly a doctor’s visit.

Caring for a Family Member

On occasion, other family members may need your care due to emergency health issues or important appointments that cannot be rescheduled.

• Example: Your elderly parent has a fall and needs to be taken to the emergency room.
• Example: Your partner requires transportation to a specialist appointment that was booked months ago.

Home and Property Issues

When you’re dealing with issues at home, such as utility failures or security concerns, these can be valid reasons for being late to work. Here are some specific examples to consider.

Utility Failures

If the electricity goes out, your alarm clock might fail, and you might oversleep. Or if your water shuts off, you may not be able to take a shower before heading into the office. Examples of utility failures include:

• Power outage preventing your alarm from waking you up.
• Lack of water supply meaning you can’t shower or use the sink.
• Gas leak that requires waiting for a technician before you can safely leave your home.
• Internet outage preventing you from accessing work from home or remote login systems.

Security Concerns

Imagine waking up to find your front door won’t lock properly, or discovering a window has been broken overnight. You cannot leave your home unsecured, which may delay your arrival at work. Examples of security concerns include:

• Broken locks or doors that encourage you to wait for a locksmith.
• Home alarm system malfunctioning, necessitating a reset or technician visit.
• An act of vandalism or theft at your property.
• Witnessing or experiencing a burglary, which requires you to wait for law enforcement and file a report.

Personal Mishaps

Sometimes, unexpected events in your personal life can lead to you being late. Your morning can quickly turn chaotic due to simple yet time-consuming mishaps that can hinder your punctuality.

Lost Keys or Locked Out

Losing your keys or getting locked out of your house or car is a common and understandable mishap. It’s important to communicate this to your employer as soon as possible.

• Example 1 : You set your keys down to grab your coffee and forgot to pick them up again.
• Example 2 : Your front door locked behind you when you stepped out to get the newspaper, and your keys were inside.

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Wardrobe issues can arise unexpectedly and delay your departure for work. When this happens, quickly fixing the situation is your top priority.

• Example 1 : You spilled coffee on your shirt and had to change your entire outfit.
• Example 2 : As you were leaving, you noticed a missing button on your blazer and had to sew it back on or find a replacement.

Remember to inform your employer promptly when these mishaps affect your ability to arrive on time, offering a brief explanation and your estimated time of arrival.

Community and Local Events

When local events come into play, they can disrupt your usual commute through road closures or civic responsibilities.

Road Closures

Unforeseen road closures due to local festivals, marathons, parades, or street fairs often disrupt traffic. For instance:

• Example 1 : You’re driving to work, and you encounter a surprise roadblock for a charity run that wasn’t widely advertised.
• Example 2 : A local parade celebrating a regional holiday causes significant delays on your main route to work.

Civic Duties

Your participation in civic duties may cause you to clock in later than expected. Some clear-cut scenarios include:

• Example 1 : You serve as a poll worker on election day, which requires early morning hours extending into your workday.
• Example 2 : Jury duty calls, and the court session overruns into the start of your work hours.

Unforeseeable Events

When certain situations are entirely out of your control, they can make you late for work.

Acts of Nature

Nature is unpredictable and can sometimes disrupt your daily commute without warning.

• Weather Conditions : A sudden snowstorm can blanket roads, making travel unsafe or impossible. For example, if you’re caught in a blizzard, even the best preparation might not get you to work on time.
• Natural Disasters : Earthquakes, floods, or wildfires can emerge swiftly, leading to road closures or public transportation delays. You might experience a flash flood that cuts off your usual route, demanding an immediate search for an alternative path.

Major Unexpected Events

Sometimes events that you couldn’t have anticipated happen, impacting your ability to arrive at work punctually.

• Traffic Accidents : A multi-car pileup on the highway may leave you stranded in a traffic jam for hours, even if you left home early with time to spare.
• Health Emergencies : A sudden health issue, like an intense migraine or an allergic reaction, can prevent you from leaving your house at the planned time. If you wake up with severe vertigo, driving would be unsafe, and you’d need to find alternative transport or wait until it’s safe to travel.

Technology and Equipment Failures

When your work depends on technology, equipment failures can sometimes make you late. If your laptop decides not to boot up or your internet connection is down, you may not be able to start your work on time.

For instance, you wake up to a computer that won’t turn on, despite your attempts to troubleshoot. You’re due for an early morning virtual meeting, and without a working computer, you can’t participate. It’s key to communicate these issues promptly to your management, providing them with an expected time frame for resolution if possible.

Examples of technology and equipment failures include:

• Computer Issues: Operating system crashes, hardware malfunctions, or problematic updates.
• Internet Problems: Outages from your internet service provider or Wi-Fi connectivity issues.
• Power Outages: Failure of electrical power that affects your ability to use any work-related equipment.
• Printer Problems: When you need a physical document, and your printer is jammed or has run out of ink.

Pet Emergencies

When you have pets, unforeseen circumstances may unexpectedly disrupt your morning routine. Pet emergencies can happen at any time and ensuring your furry friend’s well-being is important. If you’re running late due to a pet emergency, employers generally understand, because many people consider pets to be part of the family.

Unexpected Illness or Injury: If you wake up to find your pet feeling unwell or they’ve injured themselves, you’ll need to provide immediate care. This might mean:

• Trips to the vet for sudden sickness
• Administering medication for a new health issue
• Addressing minor injuries at home

Pet Gone Missing: The panic when a pet goes missing can be overwhelming. If your pet escapes or isn’t where they’re supposed to be:

• You may need to spend time searching your neighborhood
• Alert local shelters or community groups
• Check security cameras or community posts

Handling Stressful Situations: Sometimes, your pet’s anxiety or behavioral issues can flare up, requiring your attention. Situations like these include:

• Your pet experiencing severe anxiety during a storm
• A pet who is destructive when stressed needing to be calmed down

Frequently Asked Questions

What can i say if i’m going to be late to the office due to transportation issues.

If public transportation is delayed, let your boss know the service you’re using and the expected time of arrival. For example, “The subway has an unexpected delay due to track issues, and I will be approximately 30 minutes late.”

How should I explain to my boss that unexpected family responsibilities made me late for work?

Inform your boss as soon as you realize you’ll be late due to family responsibilities. An example could be, “My child fell ill and I had to arrange for emergency care, which means I’ll be an hour late today.”

In what way can I professionally communicate a medical emergency as a reason for my tardiness?

Communicate the urgency but maintain privacy if preferred. You might say, “I had a medical emergency this morning and had to visit the emergency room. I anticipate I’ll be late by a couple of hours.”

What’s an appropriate way to tell my employer I’m late when working from home?

Even when working from home, unexpected issues can arise. You could say, “My internet service is currently down, and I’m waiting for the technician to arrive. I’ll keep you updated on the situation.”

How can I convey to my supervisor that a last-minute problem caused my delay?

Be straightforward about the nature of the issue. For instance, “A water pipe burst in my apartment and I had to wait for the plumber, making me late this morning.”

What manner of apology is considered sincere when arriving late to my job?

It’s important to apologize and assure it won’t become a habit. You could say, “I apologize for the inconvenience my delay may have caused. I’ll make sure to leave earlier to prevent this from happening again.”

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30 Good Excuses for...

30 good excuses for being late to work (+ email template).

“My pet roach died” ain’t one of them.

• Updated 28 Jul 2023
• 14 min read

Angela Stephanou

Career and Lifestyle Writer

Reviewed by Chris Leitch

“I couldn’t get out of bed” or “The coffee ran out” aren’t the best excuses to give when running late for work. No, your boss won’t believe you when you tell them that a zebra held up the traffic or a huge typhoon hit your house.

If you’re late for work, you need to give a valid reason for your delay. It might mean telling a little white lie and putting on your best act, but at least you avoid getting that headshake of  disapproval from your boss .

Instead of saying you spent half an hour scrolling through Facebook, here are 30 more reasonable and valid excuses for being late to work.

Excuses for being late to work

Depending on how late you are to work (and how often you’ve been late recently), you may need to get a little creative with what you tell your boss. Here’s a long list of valid reasons you can use to excuse yourself:

1. “There was too much traffic”

“Sorry for being late. A lane was closed, and it caused a massive traffic jam.” Those pesky roadworks, hey? This is a pretty easy and obvious excuse to use when arriving late to work. It’s not your fault, and there’s no proving that it was actually the snooze button that kept you from arriving on time . Cheeky, I know.

2. “A family member was sick”

A little white lie never hurt anybody, right? Telling your manager that your child or partner needed medical attention at 8am is probably an easy route to go down if you’re running late to the office. Plus, your manager will probably offer some sympathy (oops).

3. “My car broke down”

Driving to work  has its downsides. Sometimes, bad things happen, and your car just doesn’t start in the morning. Explain to your employer that your vehicle is to blame for your late arrival and, in classic  Friends  style, that something was wrong with the “left phalange”. Here’s to hoping they know absolutely nothing about cars.

4. “My babysitter let me down”

Late for the office? If you have kids, it would be perfectly understandable to say that your babysitter let you down that morning. I mean, finding an alternative at 8am isn’t easy and, of course, it’s going to delay your day. You can’t leave the kids alone at home, so your boss has no reason to argue against this excuse.

5. “I was stopped by the police”

When in trouble, blame the police. Getting stopped on the highway is bound to delay you some extra minutes. Especially when you have to hand in all your personal information, and then you end up getting caught in extra traffic. Never tell your boss that you were caught for speeding, though, because they’ll want proof. Just say that they were doing random checks on the highway (lying hurts, I know).

6. “My pet ran away”

Sometimes, that hairdryer just doesn’t want to work in the mornings. If that’s your real reason for being late to work, it’s time to think up a more valid excuse for your supervisor. Say that you spent half an hour chasing your dog Benji down the street after he escaped your gates. If you have a manager who loves animals, this excuse will go down pretty well.

7. “My water pipes burst”

Use excuses that will make your boss sympathize with you — like saying your water pipes burst. There’s no proof it  didn’t  happen, and it will explain why you’re looking flustered this morning (when, really, it’s because there was a spider in the bedroom that kept you getting out of bed). Waiting for the maintenance guy to turn up and having to mop your house has delayed you a good hour and, well, work had to wait.

8. “I felt very ill”

We’ve all had mornings where we’ve woken up feeling like death warmed up. We’re sure your boss has, too. So, use this as an excuse to explain your tardiness. Calling in sick and using good excuses like “I feel dizzy” or “I’m projectile vomiting” are ways to avoid that look of disapproval from your manager.

9. “I lost my bag”

On your way to work, you stopped off to grab a bottle of milk for the office (brownie points for being generous to your colleagues), but you realized you left your bag in the shop. By the time you noticed and drove back to the store, it was already 9am. Pretending to have your bag stolen is a great cover story to protect you from being told off by your employer.

10. “The weather was really bad”

If waking up from a terrible nightmare had you too shaken up to head to work on time, it’s best you think up a more reasonable excuse for your boss. Explain that the snowy or rainy weather got your car stuck, or the roads were closed off. This might even be the  best excuse to get out of work  the whole day!

11. “The subway/bus was out of order”

For those who use public transport to get to work, this excuse will be as easy as pie. Call in late and simply explain to your supervisor that the subway is closed due to technical checks or that your usual bus didn’t turn up because of drivers’ strikes. Mass transit problems is the perfect reason for being late.

12. “I was held up at the doctor’s”

You booked your appointment way before you’re supposed to get to work, but the waiting room was overcrowded, and the doctor took too long to see you. Now,  that  is an excuse that will sweeten up your boss. A doctor’s appointment is always a concern for your employer, so this cover-up story for being late might even get you some sympathy. Don’t forget to *fake cough*!

13. “There’s been a death in the family”

This excuse is pretty dramatic, but if being late for work is detrimental to your position, it’s time to summon the devil and make up a horrid lie. Explaining that a family member passed away late last night or early this morning is a believable way to cover up your tardiness. No boss will question this personal issue. Just make sure to put on your best poker face when reciting the story.

14. “I was called in to school”

Another white lie that will sound like a meaningful reason for being late. If you have kids, tell your manager that you were called in to school collect your child — either for being unruly or because they got sick. Suck up to your boss by adding in, “As a fellow parent, I really hope you understand.” Argh, kids these days!

15. “My house got burgled”

Yes, this may be dramatic, but it’s better than telling your boss that you wasted time talking to your friend on the phone! Channel your best Meryl Streep and explain that your house was burgled in the early hours of the morning, and that you had to wait for the police to arrive and take fingerprints. Tragic.

16. “I had a car accident”

This cover-up will make total sense when you arrive one hour late to work on a Monday morning . You don’t have to exaggerate this excuse — just inform your employer that someone hit the back of your car on the way to work and that you had to wait for the insurance to turn up and sort out the issue.

17. “It’s personal”

Sometimes, you don’t need a full-blown cover story to explain why you’re late. Simply tell your manager that you were held up for “personal reasons”. Mention that a sensitive issue arose overnight and you’d rather not talk about it. Hopefully, your boss doesn’t pester you to explain, but otherwise, “it’s personal” sounds like a pretty good reason to let you off the hook.

18. “I got splashed by a puddle”

Argh, those inconsiderable drivers. It’s raining, you have to walk to work, and a car drives by and — bam! — you get splashed by a passing car. Well, that only means you’ll have to head back home for an outfit change. This excuse is better than saying you were abducted by aliens.

19. “I lost my car keys”

Arriving to work on time is one of the best ways to prove your  workplace professionalism . But sometimes, kids happen. Running late because you  like to sleep in ? Try to give the excuse that your troublesome kids lost your car keys and you spent half an hour searching for them before the commute to work.

20. “I have bad cramps”

Sometimes, being a woman has its perks. Telling your boss that you’re running late due to severe menstruation cramps is a way to soften them up. If your manager is a man, he’ll probably feel quite uncomfortable discussing it, and if it’s a woman, well, she understands your pain.

21. “I stopped to help someone”

Stopping on your way to work to assist a stranger is simply the right thing to do. Your manager will agree… Unless they’re hoping to come across as a terrible person. So, go ahead and make up a story about helping an elderly tourist navigate the city or a teenager carry a heavy parcel down the road. Your manager isn’t likely to make a big deal out of something like this.

22. “I had to drop off something at my grandma’s”

Ah — grandmas. Always lovely to have ! If you’re an otherwise punctual employee, using the grandma card once in a blue moon can be of use. You could say you had to take her some meds or groceries. Plus, chances are that she herself wouldn’t mind if she knew you were “using her” to get out of trouble at work!

23. “I had to go to the bank”

The bank is open from 9 to 5. And you have to be at work from 9 to 5. Put these two statements together, and you’ve got an unsolvable riddle… Unless you go to the bank during your work hours, that is. Or pretend to do that while you’re queueing at Starbucks for your morning fix.

24. “I got held up at the post office”

So, you “had to send off an important document” this morning. But the “post office” was “unusually crowded”. Maintain your composure walking into the office, apologize to your team, and go to your workstation. No one will know.

25. “My child threw a tantrum”

Requirements for this excuse: you must have a child. Preferably a young one. The good thing is that, regardless whether your manager is a parent or not, they’ll know just how difficult it can be to get small children to do as you say sometimes. If they don’t feel like going to daycare or putting on their raincoat, they simply won’t. Being able to use this as an excuse is perhaps the only good thing that comes out of this display of stubbornness!

26. “Mr Mittens barfed on my shoes”

If you’re not terribly late, tell your manager that you woke up on time, made breakfast, got dressed and then noticed that your cat was showing signs of feeling sick. Having to clean up the imaginary mess, change your outfit and shower a second time takes time. Right?

27. “I couldn’t find my house key”

As far as common excuses go, this one’s a classic. It’s a simple, small lie (perfect if you prefer to avoid making false health-related claims) and yet hard to argue with. “I looked everywhere,” tell them. “In between the cushions on the couch, in the fridge and in the bathroom. Turns out it got tangled in some clothes and ended up in the laundry basket.”

28. “I had to visit the optician”

If you’re wearing glasses, why not use your poor eyesight to your advantage for once? You can say you accidentally dropped your glasses and stepped on them getting ready for work. Or that the arm fell off the frame. And, like that wasn’t enough, your old pair from years ago has a prescription that no longer works for you. So, you had no choice, really, but to stop and get it fixed on your way to work.

29. “I started a small fire in my kitchen”

If you arrive late to work, you can always blame it on your poor culinary skills. How? By fabricating this scenario: you were getting on with your morning routine, cooking some eggs in your kitchen, when suddenly you realized you’d set the hand towel on fire. What can anyone say? This stuff happens sometimes, especially in the morning when you haven’t had your coffee yet.

30. “I fell down the stairs”

This excuse will work particularly well if you’re known at work for being clumsy . If you’re the type to bang your shins against people’s chairs or walk into doors all the time, your team isn’t going to question your story. It will sound too likely to be disputed.

What to do if you’re running late

Running late happens to the best of us. If you handle it right, it shouldn’t lead to any problems! So, here are some steps you can take to minimize the chances of stirring up conflict with your boss.

1. Inform your boss right away

Regardless why you’re coming late this morning, contacting your boss via instant message, email or phone should be a priority. The sooner you inform them, the more time they’ll have to figure out how to temporarily cover for your absence. This will minimize the inconvenience caused and prevent extra tension from occurring.

2. Avoid telling an elaborate lie

If you lie about a severe illness in the family or some obscure component of your car breaking down, your boss might question you about it. They might even follow up with you in coming days and, if you forget the details of the lie you told, you’ll give yourself away.

3. Compose yourself before driving

Whatever is causing your delay, there’s a good chance you’re anxious about arriving late to work… Especially if your boss is not the flexible, understanding kind . So, if you dislike lying and dread walking into the office late, take some deep breaths and remind yourself this isn’t an end-of-the-world scenario. And don’t speed!

4. Apologize when you arrive

The first thing you’ll want to do once you get to work is apologize to your colleagues and your manager — especially if someone’s had to temporarily fill in for you. To come across as sincere , make eye contact with your coworkers, keep your apology short and get to work right away.

5. Avoid being late again

Although your boss may not know the real reason you didn’t arrive on time, you do. Create a plan not to let it happen again. For example, if you were late because you stayed up binge-watching The Last of Us, hold yourself accountable and try to work on your self-control .

Email example

It can be hard to find the right words when you’re two hours late and your mind is anxiously thinking “What do I say, what do I say?” So, here’s an example that can help you get started in crafting your message to your employer.

Dear Geoff,

I am writing to inform you that I will be late arriving to work this morning due to our nanny letting us down. My husband had already left for work when I received a phone call saying she was too unwell to mind our toddler.

After some back and forth, I was able to arrange for my parents to mind the little one today. I am now on my way to the office and expect to arrive by 10am.

Please accept my apologies.

Some employers require team members to call in when running late, while others accept emails and instant messages. Stick to the procedures your employer follows when reaching out to them.

Final thoughts

Life happens and, well, you’re late. It happens to the best of us. Just don’t make it a habit and instead practice  good work etiquette  by making yourself punctual. If running late is indeed something you can’t help, with our list, we hope you don’t run out of excuses!

How do you explain to your boss why you're late in the morning? Have you used any good excuses recently? Let us know what they are by leaving a comment below.

Originally published on August 25, 2021. Updated by Electra Michaelidou.

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28 Hilarious (and Real) Excuses for Being Late for Work

Mar 06, 2018 by Mark Turpin -->

In honor of daylight saving time, we asked our staff and colleagues the most hilarious excuse they ever heard (or told) for being late to work.

With dozens of responses, we concluded that many of you and your employees are really into rescuing animals. Who needs work when Fido’s in trouble? Another significant amount of you have had to deal with some very devastating wardrobe malfunctions.

Other excuses were so bizarre that they were difficult to categorize. But we tried. And don’t worry, we withheld names to protect the innocent (and not so innocent).

Without further ado, the most hilarious excuses for being late to work belong to:

The Animal Rescuers

• I spotted two dogs running alongside the road and stopped to corral them into my car. I then realized I had no plan for what to do with them after they were in. I worked at a veterinary clinic, though, and as luck would have it, it turned out that the dogs were clients.
• I stopped to rescue a duck that had been hit by a car. Sadly, the poor creature expired on my lap while I was sent to various rescue agencies to get it some help.
• A stray dog barked outside our house all night. I put him in my car to take him to the no-kill shelter. On the way there, he puked. Then the shelter wouldn’t take him because he was a pit bull. I took him back to my house (which would become his home!) then got the car detailed before going into work.
• There was a scorpion in the bathroom, next to my bare foot while I was on the throne. I restrained it with a glass and dispatched it once priorities were handled.  I also got a vitamin pill stuck in my throat that day. It stayed stuck for two hours while I drooled into a cup, all while teaching a class from the back of the room to avoid even more embarrassment.
• I was actually late this morning because I had to check on my new baby goats. I had trouble finding a mother and her daughter, who was born on Sunday.

Not Animal Rescuers, But Blaming Animals Anyway

• I had to get a squirrel out of my car.
• An employee said “fighting deer” kept him up all night and he slept through his alarm.
• My dog chewed through my charger overnight. My phone died, and my alarm didn’t go off. This actually happened, but my boss didn’t believe me.
• While in the shower, I suddenly heard a loud crash followed by a blood-curdling “scream” and hiss echoing from the far end of my bathroom. I ripped open the shower curtain, only to see a gaping hole in my ceiling and a fat, orange tabby cat sitting directly below it, just as startled as myself. It was Tom, my upstairs neighbor’s cat, who had apparently been living in the crawl space between our apartments. He had completely torn apart the HVAC system and had been stealing my heat all winter. I took a picture of Tom, the hole, and the heating system, and promptly sent them to my boss.
• My friend was an hour late to work and, upon arriving, his boss told him he was going to be fired because it was his fourth time being late. He responded with one of the best lines I have ever heard. He said he was late because he hit a nutria with his car. (What’s a nutria you ask? Find out here .) The boss was so taken aback, he bet my friend’s job on it being a real thing. After looking it up and finding that a nutria is, in fact, an animal, he let my friend keep his job. In case you’re wondering, my buddy never did hit a nutria, but the elaborate lie still saved him. The devil is in the details.
• There was a cow blocking the road.
• I locked myself and my dog out of my apartment building.

Wardrobe and Beauty Malfunctions

• I went to the gym before work and remembered to bring my shampoo, hairdryer and straightener, lunch, and a change of clothes. But I forgot a bra. I was late because I had to go desperation bra shopping.
• I made it all the way to the parking lot before I realized I had two different shoes on. In my defense, it was stupid early and I was sleep-deprived.
• An employee was late because his pants were in the dryer.
• My baby spit-up all over me as we were walking out the door. I had to stop, bathe the baby, and change my clothes.
• A friend was blow-drying her hair while using a round brush and got the brush completely stuck. She had to go to her hairstylist to cut it out, but she didn’t have a car at the time, so she had to take the bus across town. The brush was stuck in her hair the whole time. I think being late to work was probably the BEST part of her day compared to that.
• A co-worker admitted she was late because she “got overzealous washing her face and had to change clothes and start over.”

Moving (Or Not Moving) Violations

• There was a metal ladder spread across all four lanes of the road. Three guys had to work together to move it!
• I was told by an employee that her garage door opener remote was broken, and she could not get her car out of the garage.  I had to educate her on the usefulness of that little string that hangs down.
• While driving to work, I noticed several police officers chase a naked man into someone’s front yard (in the middle of winter in Fargo, N.D.)! The guy was only wearing knee-high moccasins. Naturally, I stopped and watched while an officer tasered the naked man, who then fell into a snowbank and was taken to the squad car. It was worth every minute of being late that day!
• The police were arresting someone and their car was blocking my driveway. Ah, the old days in East Austin.
• I was super organized. I had the kids in the car, lunches made, backpacks ready. We were on a roll, out on time, feeling invincible . . . until I backed the car into the closed garage door.
• Someone I work with told me they couldn’t come into work one day because there was a fight in her street and the police had blocked it off. It must have been an epic fight because it lasted all day.

Other Tall Tales

• Back when I was single, no kids, no responsibility, and apparently no concept of time, I somehow managed to miss daylight saving time and not notice until I showed up an hour late to work on Monday. My boss wasn’t sure which was worse: the possibility of me lying or my aimless, drifting life.
• I had a coworker tell me he didn’t show up to work because he thinks his one-night stand knocked him out.
• I once told a boss that I couldn’t go to work because I was allergic to my Christmas tree and that I was going to have to de-ornament the tree and throw it out. I really was allergic, but now that I’m older the lame excuse makes me cringe.
• An employee had four grandmothers die in one month.

Do you have any real-life examples that can top these? Have you heard any that made you laugh so hard, you gave the employee credit for creativity? If so, let us know!

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